breakfast problems

Bacon or sausage? #breakfastproblems; Strawberry banana smoothie or banana chocolate smoothie??? #breakfastproblems #food #hungry; When u go make an omelette but just have to deal with the fact it's not going ur way & must have scrambled egg instead #breakfastproblems; Note to self...breakfast sausage will cook faster if you turn on the burner under the pan. Funny how that works #BreakfastProblems

chocolate covered peanuts

I LOVE chocolate covered peanuts. they are to die for. than again most candy is nice. my brothers will rarely eat sugar free candies but sometimes they will.

worst childhood rumors

#WorstChildhoodRumors Every institution that's supposed to protect us is shoving us closer to predators because of gay feels; Sitting close to the TV will cause blindness. Lies. #WorstChildhoodRumors; #WorstChildhoodRumors if you swallow your bubble gum - it will stay in your stomach permanently; Sawdust made piles of sick at school null and void. #WorstChildhoodRumors

in the 90's i thought

#InThe90sIThought Blockbuster would be the king of entertainment for decades to come.; #InThe90sIThought channel 3 solved all of my problems... #Gamer; #InThe90sIThought these newborn babies won't grow up to be screeching Orwellian groupthink automatons; #InThe90sIThought taking care of a real pet was just as easy as my #tamagotchi.; #InThe90sIThought Black women would dominate rap music in the future. I was wrong. Because of sexism there can only be one BW at a time.; #InThe90sIThought cellphones couldn't get any better than this.

make a movie painful

The Shawshanked Redemption #MakeAMoviePainful; #MakeAMoviePainful Shingles, White Female;#MakeAMoviePainful Star Warts; Pms I love you #MakeAMoviePainful; Ironed Man #MakeAMoviePainful; Sleep deprived in Seattle #MakeAMoviePainful; Stephen King's ZIT #MakeAMoviePainful; Dazed And Concussed #MakeAMoviePainful; The Break Fist Club #MakeAMoviePainful; The Princess Diarrhea #MakeAMoviePainful; Honey I Passed a Kidney Stone #MakeAMoviePainful

a pizza me

when u realise a piece of me is close to number 5 in the charts #apizzame; @JacobWhitesides jacob me and my friends handed out fliers to promote a piece of me!! :) #apizzame; @JacobWhitesides SO CLOSE I NEED ONE MORE OUT OF ALL THESE #apizzame; @JacobWhitesides i literally have no friends #apizzame; SO CLOSE TO NUMBER 5 ON THE CHARTS, how close are you to 5 people?! #apizzame http://smarturl.it/APieceOfMe

coupons

we all use coupons on occasion. to get a good deal on food, furniture, renovation, mechanical thing or beauty product. we should all use the correctly and sensibly. i know you could buy things and donate them. sometimes you use them on yourself. one couponer used coupons improperly. she was warned not to do it but unfortunately, the FCC doesn't regulate shows. i've used them to on myself, some donate them for various charities. all i'm saying is use coupons corretly and properly.

yoga pants ban

when I was in high school senior year there was a rumor about yoga pants being banned. of course that was untrue, many rumors are. who doesn't LOVE yoga pants? I sure do. I wore them once to a softball game since they were black an comfy. I like comfy.

i hate you

how many of us have said the words, "i hate you"? i know i have. once when i put my hair in a pony tail my teacher gave me a card that says "talk while playing with your hair." in my head i was going, "i hate you." there were times i had said that to my parents, co-workers and other parishioners. some times the phrase "i hate you" is accompanied with, "why me?" once i was saying something like word barf (stuff that makes things worse) and someone said, "everyone has the 'it factor'."

scoliosis

I've never blogged about my back. i have scoliosis. i got diagnosed with the disorder when i was 13 years old right in the middle of my parents divorce. i have tons of complications from it that are as corrected as we can get them. having a bad back meant i had to re-learn a lot of things. i mean i had to be able to live with it. I'm able to: play sports, go up stairs, run, carry things, push and pull things. just because things are difficult doesn't mean they are impossible. that's how i see things. luckily i was able to be in society since my family helped me with a lot of things. i normally modify everything but i can use what i have to my advantage a lot of the time. people with scoliosis also have hypermobility. it means they are extra flexable so they can be better dancers.

line dancing

i LOVE LOVE LOVE line dancing. i do it as often as i can since i love it. nobody has a passion for it but me in my family. my brothers make fun of me for doing stuff but line dancing... I'm not so sure they make fun of me for that. my favorite is the cotton eyed Joe and the cupid shuffle.

starbucks diet

last summer i decided to skive off Starbucks. I'm going to try doing that again. I'm gonna try not eating so many donuts as well. the reason i did that last summer was because I'm trying to lose weight. i did it in a way to lose weight. i haven't had a doughnut in a while. the reason I'm trying to lose weight was because I'm tying to get rid of my diabetes. my Starbucks consumption was a lot especially since it was to help WITH my diabetes. because of not going to Dunkin donuts and Starbucks as often as well as exorcizing more I'm feeling better. I'm not necessarily gonna lose weight but I'm feeling better since I'm not eating as much. I'm wondering if i don't eat as much i wonder if i should continue this. I'm walking faster, going up stairs and generally not feeling as tired.

i walked a day in your shoes and

#IWalkedADayInYourShoesAnd didn't use any big words. Didn't want to scare away your base.; #IWalkedADayInYOURshoesAnd I thought I smelt barbeque too....; #IWalkedADayInYourShoesAnd I kept ending up at my home.; #IWalkedADayInYOURshoesAnd should have picked someone with bigger feet.

worst yearbook superlative

Most likely to find weapons of mass destruction. #WorstYearbookSuperlative; #WorstYearbookSuperlative Most Likely to be Annoyed at your very existence.; Most Likely to Impersonate an Eraser..... #WorstYearbookSuperlative; "Most Likely to be in Nickelback." #WorstYearbookSuperlative; Most likely to serve country in several hashtag wars #WorstYearbookSuperlative; #WorstYearbookSuperlative Most likely to play the worst Batman ever...

its a good morning because

#ItsAGoodMorningBecause That is the way that I wish to see it; #ItsAGoodMorningBecause I woke up READY to take on the day; #ItsAGoodMorningBecause um, coffee? Obvi.; #ItsAGoodMorningBecause we are young & free... This is now and the possibilities are endless; #ItsAGoodMorningBecause I already had my coffee.; #ItsAGoodMorningBecause We Are Doing, Not Dreaming It's The Difference Between Failure & Success #GrindDaily; #ItsAGoodMorningBecause Wednesday is closer to Friday than Tuesday.

replace 1D songs with Nialls hat

*Niall writing to his girlfriend* "I'm in love of my hat" and all his little things #Replace1DSongsWithNiallsHat; #Replace1DSongsWithNiallsHat Better than Niall's hat; #Replace1DSongsWithNiallsHat" is worldwide trend right now!; WHEN THE BOYS SEE #Replace1DSongsWithNiallsHat; NIALL: EVERYBODY WANNA STEAL MY HAT EVERYBODY WANNA TAKE IT ALL AWAY #Replace1DSongsWithNiallsHat

my "me time"

my "me time" WAS forensic science but since my brothers watch it my "me time" is the 2 or 3 hours after class since i need to a) study and 2) so i can be alone from the boys (my brothers) in the college campus. the reason i need the "me time" is because I'm always with my siblings so i need some alone time. i rarely have the boys watch horror movies since I'm the only one who likes it.

my summer in 5 words

Concerts all day every day. #MySummerin5Words Pic via @nsnyder88; #MySummerin5words investing efforts into the garden; Summer drink prices, including Freezoni. #MySummerin5words #QTSummer; #MySummerin5words: Wayback, Wayback, Wayback, Wayback........and Wayback; I originally misread #MySummerin5words as #MySummerinSwords, which sounded a lot more interesting.; #MySummerin5words Tweet about heat from inside; It's always Summer in Florida #MySummerIn5words; Beer is making me fat. #MySummerin5words

make a movie lazy

#MakeAMovieLazy Harry Potter and the series-he's-been-binge-watching-on-Netflix-for-twelve-days-in-bed.; Guardians of the Strip Mall #MakeAMovieLazy; Star wars 3: revenge of the couch potato #MakeAMovieLazy; Dude, Where's My Car Keys? (Oh, they're over there. Meh. I'll stay home today.) #MakeAMovieLazy; Captain Sleepy: TheWinter Dream #MakeAMovieLazy; #MakeAMovieLazy "The Nodfather"

day before christmas

when i was a sophomore in high school my mom made me give Christmas gifts to the teachers. i was carrying a HUGE bag over my 1 shoulder. twice i got called "Santa" or "Santa's helper". i don't remember what i was carrying in the bag other than the gifts but i think it was my jacket and a reindeer.

rip grandma sepi

this breaks my heart 😞💔 #RIPGrandmaSepi; #RIPGrandmaSepi always in this fandom's heart 🌺💚🌺; Omg, no this can't be Im so sorry to the Hansen family. This is so tragic. Our prayers are with you 💗 #RIPGrandmaSepi; Stay strong Hanssen Family ♥️ we love you #RIPGrandmaSepi; my condolences to your family @dinahjane97 stay strong angel, harmonizers loves you #RIPGrandmaSepi

big hero 6

the "big hero 6" movies IS as cute as the promos were. i'd rent it or watch it on xfinity. if you don't i'd call you a "loser"

my mom

my mom is very strict and rigid. several times she made me change clothing in the winter. prior to this winter she didn't know I was "the human furnace". she made me change pants when I was going to the mall since she thought I was wearing PJ pants.

creepy

once when I was at the MC bus stop waiting for a bus to a station, I ran into my ASL teacher. he was signing what bus number I was taking. I guess he wanted a companion to ride with. not that I'm opposed to that. its just he's older than I am. I was 19-ish. he was.... 30-something. If it was an outsider it would've looked weird.

December

this past December I wore a dress twice in the same month. this is unintentional. the 1st time I was going to a concert held at NWHS. the 2nd time I was going to get pictures taken so I had to get my red "Carrie" dress I wore for a picture. did I mention hating my picture being taken? also my brothers concert on my last day of classes. so I was freaking tired

picture taken

I HATE getting my picture taken now a days. when I was younger.... I kind of liked it. now its annoying. when I was a senior I had my picture taken so often it was annoying. when I came in late to class once I had to say I was having my picture taken. people went nuts over that. I had to leave class early in order to have a picture taken. senior pictures were somewhat good since I wasn't being singled out. when a teacher SAW a picture I was nervous but it was a picture the school had taken. I was like "picture? what picture?"

cute clutch

when I was doing my pre-prom shopping I couldn't resist splurging on something personal. it was on clearance so I got a new clutch. I could hold almost everything I needed in it. it was so cute. it was a fake alligator skin wallet/ clutch. I loved it. it went with almost everything. who can resist buying themselves something if you got enough money?

stupid

one thing I have to learn with my diabetes is I can't be scared. so when I got a clutch my best friend suggested I carry my meter in a fanny pack but I thought why am I carrying a fanny pack AND a clutch? stupid. so I attached my meter to a thing that I used to carry my phone with. so now I can carry my meter on my wrist. not as embarrassing but still.

cute but bad

there was a little baby I used to work with. she used to push around another baby. she was SO cute and adorable it was kind of like, "she is SO cute but she did push another kid around so I'm torn." most of us are scared of those 2 walking around on the playground since they are VERY young and therefore VERY small. its SO cute to see them play

dual role

I know some actors double as cousins or relatives of a character. I have to dual role as a sister and interpreter. although, I hate doing it.

country line dancing

I LOVE country line dancing. my family always hates country but I love it. Cotton eyed Joe is a favorite among school dances.

happy and die

who has a mentality of "I want to be happy and die"? that means I'm ready to go anytime as long as they are ready to go and they are doing what they want to. I'm not sure ANYONE would want to do that. that's kind of scary.

natural born swimmer

I'm a natural born swimmer. not sure why. guess I take to swimming the way some people take to running

who i am (unraveled)

let me be clear: I am a girl. I LIKE being a girl. I am NOT an FtM but I LOVE the style of being an FtM meaning having a lazy and "rolled out of bed head". I grew up with 3 brothers and therefore have a tomboy-ish style to me. I rarely wear heels but I have a reason: I have scoliosis and so I have odd feet. I have 1 foot that's flat and 1 that's arched.

a beautiful mind

Sad, #ABeautifulMind #JohnNash died in a car accident. His equilibrium, a truly original idea!; Condolences to the family of John and Alicia Nash. He was truly a kind and brilliant person. They will be missed. #ABeautifulMind; #ABeautifulMind coming across the sociological term Queer Theory,..the cinematic re-invisioning of John F. Nash would be a strong argument,.

bikini

I've only owned 2 bikinis in my life. I don't like wearing them since I have weird marks on my tummy. I prefer tankinis. I WISH I could wear regular 1 piece bathing suits. I have a back issue which makes my ribs weird so I need a modified swim suits or tankinis. I told my best friend that she should take advantage of wearing 1 pieces since she CAN wear them

awesome

my parents bought an outdoor lap pool and a hot tub. my family made that investment after my scoliosis diagnosis. I can't believe they bought me a pool because of my back. I'm not sure WHY they bought a hot tub though.

playing with babies

I know playing with babies is easy. i love playing with them. i taught 1 how to do a "big hand shake" which is a formal handshake. but after 5 hours of chasing 20 kids playing with 6 babies is hard since I'm tired. playing with babies are easy but try playing with 2 babies at the same time. they both wanted to play and sit on my lap at the same time. try having that after 5 hours.

tying a shoe

once i said, "hang on let me tie your shoe. hang on let me tie your shoe. hang on let me..." when i was saying that he kept crawling away. unfortunately, the last time i said it he bumped into something hard. the teachers held him and i threw his shoe in the bench. he was a little Jackie's boy and was crawling away to get my attention. that got EVERYBODY'S attention.

Snuffleupagus shirt

i have a furry shirt that reminds me of Snuffleupagus. its furry and leaves me a weird neck line like a infinity scarf

that's an outright lie

You know those #TheHobbit movies? Totally based on a true story! #ThatsAnOutrightLie; Air stewardess: "We hope you liked our service as much we loved serving you”, Now #ThatsAnOutrightLie. Just GTFO the plane is what they mean; God spoke to one illiterate businessman in the Arabian peninsula three times through an archangel. #ThatsAnOutrightLie; God created the universe in 6 days. #ThatsAnOutrightLie; The best thing about ISIS is their love of cultural antiquities and history #ThatsAnOutrightLie; The guy sitting on the other side of my girlfriend at the show tonight didn't fart once and totally bathed #ThatsAnOutrightLie

hoarder

I'm a hoarder. i have WAY too many lip balms for my own good. i have 9 lip balms. who needs that many? i also have 2 mascaras. not too many. since i have my make up in my handbag its nice. i now have 20 rubber wristbands. can't believe how many people have 20 wristbands? i collect things and rarely throw things out. not sure why. its just what I do. I also hoard: purses, shoes, clothes, makes up, sweatshirts. almost everything. i have SO much nail polish its not even funny. i have an entire box devoted to nail polish. it's also pretty amazing how much make up i have. i have tons

vegetarian and Vegan types of eating

i don't like meat that often but i do eat it on occasion. i like steamed veggies. i LOVE salads and veggie burgers. i don't consider myself a vegetarian or a vegan since i eat meat. because i have diabetes i should eat vegetarian diet but not always. I'm into my vegetarian diet. i also need meat since i need iron. i have tons of fiber in my diet since i need it to lose weight.

pre-prom shopping

i went to get my prom dress one day after a game. when we did that i also got: earrings and shoes. i HATED shopping. I'd rather not buy things for something as silly (i went anti-promzilla) as prom. later i went on a shopping spree. mom gave me the equivalent of a movie ticket for some fun. i also had to buy whatever i could to complete a Prom outfit. man was it fun. i gotten enough to have fun AND completed my prom outfit. the accessories I had was: earrings, necklace, bracelet and matching shoes. people don't understand why I wore those since I was a girl but it wasn't my decision. my mom made that for me and the guy I went with. course I got something for myself. who can resist buying something for themselves?

when i die i'm coming back as

#WhenIDieImComingBackAs Harry Connick Jr.; #WhenIDieImComingBackAs This Little Guy.; #WhenIDieImComingBackAs Beavis... so I can hang out with Butthead all day.; #WhenIDieImComingBackAs.... A "weatherman", what other job can you "consistently" be "wrong" at and still get paid..; #WhenIDieImComingBackAs the ghost of marijuana.; #WhenIDieImComingBackAs Fleshlight....i mean flashlight....i mean....; #WhenIDieImComingBackAs A Verified Account on Twitter; #WhenIDieImComingBackAs pills. So women will have no choice but to swallow me.; #WhenIDieImComingBackAs the right shark because the left shark is a retard.; #WhenIDieImComingBackAs a Marvel movie character. I will never really be dead.; #WhenIDieImComingBackAs Morgan Freeman's voice.; #WhenIDieImComingBackAs a dorky nerd who loves to hashtag and makes poop jokes... Wait.... That might be now.; #WhenIDieImComingBackAs that guy; #WhenIDieImComingBackAs someone that doesn't look like the dude on the cover of this book...; #WhenIDieImComingBackAs Scarlett Johansson's endless supply of toilet paper.; #WhenIDieImComingBackAs a pug. At the least I'll probably get more action this way.

rejected university classes

#REJECTEDUNIVERSITYCLASSES ANYTHING THAT REQUIRES THINKING; Neck tattooing - Economic guide to unemployment #RejectedUniversityClasses; Mullet Studies #RejectedUniversityClasses; 19th Century Scientology #RejectedUniversityClasses

take a movie to breakfast

@lakeslandlord #TakeAMovieToBreakfast live and let fry; The Hash-brown Of The Baskervilles #TakeAMovieToBreakfast; #TakeAMovieToBreakfast Great Eggsanbacons; Die Hard Boiled Egg #TakeAMovieToBreakfast; Lox, Stock, and Two Toasted Bagels #TakeAMovieToBreakfast;

who i am

i like listening to the song, "who i am". mostly so i can say, "who i am". when i get dressed i feel its easier being an FTM style. by that i mean: tank top/ camisole/ lose fitting top, jeans or shorts. clothes that are comfy but nice. i like being a girl but my life is so crazy i prefer being intersex. as a teenager i did enjoy dressing up as a boy.

you're no fun if

#YoureNotFunToBeWithIf you enjoy the Big Bang theory. I just cannot.; #YoureNotFunToBeWithIf you don't understand multisyllabic words, sarcasm, puns, or any combination thereof.; #YoureNotFunToBeWithIf you don't flamboyantly air guitar every time Sweet Child O' Mine comes on.; #YoureNotFunToBeWithIf all you do is talk about bur#YoureNotFunToBeWithIf you don't like going shoe shopping.ning man.; #YoureNotFunToBeWithIf you're still not over the Tuck Rule.; #YoureNotFunToBeWithIf singing old hymns & crafts fairs are 'energizing'.; #YoureNoFunToBeWithIf you hate the big bang theory

rejected biker gang names

Pee Wee Hermans #RejectedBikerGangNames; The Singing Mufflers. Those guys have some real pipes! #RejectedBikerGangNames; The Mild Ones #RejectedBikerGangNames; Riders for Joyce Meyer #RejectedBikerGangNames; #RejectedBikerGangNames Sons of Matriarchy; Riders for Joyce Meyer #RejectedBikerGangNames; The Ballsacks #RejectedBikerGangNames; The Duggar children #RejectedBikerGangNames

i got busted

My grandma found my brother and I sitting in her basement in our underwear, playing strip Disney Yahtzee. She never said a word. #IGotBusted; #IGotBusted doing the naughty with a hottie in a porta-potty; Sent an IM to someone at work and decided I needed to delete it, so went to his desk to delete IM as he walks in to his office. #IGotBusted; #IGotBusted in kindergarten having sword fights in path room. We all smelled like pee and we were wet, all five got paddled by our teacher; #IGotBusted setting my pubes on fire. On the bright side, it led to a much-needed explanation of what No-shave November was about; I was picking my nose on the freeway. Apparently my friend saw me because when when I got home she posted about it on facebook. #IGotBusted

traffic a song

I Want Your XM #TrafficASong; Dream Weaving #TrafficASong; Can't Get You Outta My Head-On Collision #TrafficASong; Back That Gas Up #TrafficASong @HashtagShenani; For Whom the Bridge Tolls #TrafficASong; Oops! I Hit it Again @HashtagShenani #TrafficASong; Yes I like Pina Colada, Driving Drunk in the Rain.... #TrafficASong; Help Me Honda @HashtagShenani #TrafficASong; Don't Worry Beep Happy #TrafficASong; Smells Like Teen Drivers #TrafficASong; Somebody That I Used To Tow #TrafficASong; Stuck up the middle for you #TrafficASong; Sunday Bloody Sunday drivers #TrafficASong

mementos

everyone has mementos. my mementos from the place i work at are my shirts. they are going right in my "junk basket" or in the bottom of my dresser never to be seen or worn again. i still have mementos from the allied sports. i also have memento from NWHS, child development and girl scouts. they make good clothing. especially if you wear the same thing EVERY DAY.

Camila Banana ice cream

hi camila! i hope you had a nice day :) i love you so bloody much! can you please follow me? 💓 @camilacabello97 #camilabananaicecream; dont ignore me @camilacabello97 PLEASE CAMZ FOLLOW ME. YOU'RE THE WORLD TO ME. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. PLEEEASE #camilabananaicecream; #camilabananaicecream PLEASE MILA😭😭💜💜 I've been wanting you're follow for so long 😭 please make my day 🙏💗 I love you @camilacabello97 30

lying for an easier life?

is it good to lie if it means an easier life? Adam in Degrassi thought it would be easier if he stayed as Gracie. its heartbreaking to see him self harm. i LOVE Clare in this episode. she says if Gracie isn't who he truly is than he can be Adam. Adam says, "it's hardest when I'm Gracie," and "if I'm going to get thru this he NEEDS him mom to see him as Adam." watch "My body is a cage" the 2 part episode

fake resume skills

Excellent motivator that knows how to keep good employees from even thinking of leaving. #FakeResumeSkills; I can stare down any cat. #FakeResumeSkills; Opening a beer bottle with a piece of paper. #FakeResumeSkills; Excellent at writing small print between the lines #FakeResumeSkills; Sleeping Expert- Includes pillow selection, proper covers, and the ability to snore when needed. #FakeResumeSkills; I can provide fair and unbiased financial outlooks based on my tea leaf readings. #FakeResumeSkills; Spreadsheet expert. #FakeResumeSkills; Can stay awake for 8 straight hours most days #FakeResumeSkills

monday motivation

FINAL’S WEEK - Reversed #MondayMotivation; hink of an obstacle not as a hindrance, but as an enabler of growth. #MondayMotivation

things you could learn from me

Exuding total calm and togetherness, while a storm of constant chaos rages within #ThingsThatYouCouldLearnFromMe; #ThingsThatYouCouldLearnFromMe Why you should be glad you didn't marry me.; How to recover awkwardly from tripping in heels #ThingsThatYouCouldLearnFromMe; How to make the perfect macaroni cheese sauce. #ThingsThatYouCouldLearnFromMe; #ThingsThatYouCouldLearnFromMe How to kill a conversation; #ThingsThatYouCouldLearnFromMe difference between your and you're; How to make gunpowder. #ThingsThatYouCouldLearnFromMe; How to avoid people and still be considered friendly. #ThingsThatYouCouldLearnFromMe; #ThingsThatYouCouldLearnFromMe Getting other people to do things for you while you look busy AF; the only thing I really offer is one direction knowledge #ThingsThatYouCouldLearnFromMe; Damn! Get on your grind, not on your marks. It's not a competition, just responsibility.#MondayMotivation #ThingsThatYouCouldLearnFromMe; How to waste time. #ThingsThatYouCouldLearnFromMe; #ThingsThatYouCouldLearnFromMe How to dispose of a body using only bleach, toilet tissue, scissors & the cover of your nephew's bar mitzvah; How to act like a child forever n ever, amen. #ThingsThatYouCouldLearnFromMe

unpopular rock bands

P.I.S.S. #UnpopularRockBands; Lighting Head #UnpopularRockBands; #UnpopularRockBands Rage Against The Coke machine; #UnpopularRockBands Bring me the empire, Crown the Horizon, Fallout Mice, Of Boys & Men. And one direction; Trolling Stones #UnpopularRockBands; ZZ Muffin Top #UnpopularRockBands; Grandma Florence And The Answering machine #UnpopularRockBands; Rage Against Florence and the Machine #UnpopularRockBands; One Direction #UnpopularRockBands; #UnpopularRockBands Nickelbackstreet Boys II Men; #UnpopularRockBands Nickelback. Any other answer is just not being honest.; Chronicles of Nirvana #UnpopularRockBands; Blue's Clues Traveler #UnpopularRockBands; Motley Crue-Neck Sweater #UnpopularRockBands; Twisted Hipster #UnpopularRockBands; #UnpopularRockBands AD ⚡️ HD; Third Eye Watches When You Sleep #UnpopularRockBands; "Huey, Dewey, Louie and the News" #UnpopularRockBands; AB⚡️CD #UnpopularRockBands; #UnpopularRockBands Breaking Bad Benjamin; Obamacare #UnpopularRockBands;

RIP Rick Murray

Rick Murray is a Degrassi character whose story touches my heart and it comes very close to my own life. he was the victim of severe bullying. i was as well but i wasn't one to get revenge like Rick did. he unfortunately brought his fathers gun to school and was gonna kill the people responsible as well as others who he thought wronged him. Rick shot an innocent bystander who stood up for Rick. Rick died but he resolved almost all of his conflicts before he died. Rick only made 1 friend while at Degrassi. you need more than 1 friend apparently. RIP Rick. if you were real, I'd be your friend

does your mother know

Muchi and Alexis got the best #DoesYourMotherKnow tweets. No chill; #DoesYourMotherKnow you texted her for the screenshot?; "@gathukimundu: #DoesYourMotherKnow these are the kind of pictures you take because you are a vegetarian?"; #DoesYourMotherKnow you failed all your exams for last semester?; #DoesYourMotherKnow that you'd beat up anyone who tries trash talk about her without second thoughts?; #DoesYourMotherKnow you are busy tweeting about her to please internet strangers, while in real life you cant text or call her?!; #DoesYourMotherKnow You Opened legs for English Marks?; #DoesYourMotherKnow that exams start tomorrow and u busy tweetin yr head off about her.... Soma ebitabo kisilu gwe?; #DoesYourMotherKnow you know CGPA in full as Ciroc Guiness Pilsner Alvaro?; #DoesYourMotherKnow you struggle to pose like this when taking selfies?; #DoesYourMotherKnow you took an HIV test and passed?

oh no niall

#OhNoNiall How did Niall Horan react to Liam Payne Louis Tomlinson prank? http://dlvr.it/9lLjMF; #OhNoNiall How did Niall Horan react to Liam Payne Louis Tomlinson prank? - Unreality TV http://dlvr.it/9lM10y; Still wanna see Niall's reaction though haha #OhNoNiall; "@Harrysoceanside: "We're working hard on the fifth album" #OhNoNiall " Pftt hahahaha

we want the tally back

#BringBackDerpingSince2011 #WeWantTheTallyBack my previous and current cases have the tally it contains memories; i'll still use my old 5sos merch, wtf new logo my balls, hearted eyes skull looks so childish smh #WeWantTheTallyBack; 5sos this is what belongs with you.... #WeWantTheTallyBack; Can management pay whoever has the tally copyrighted so we can get it back? #WeWantTheTallyBack; #WeWantTheTallyBack WAS JUST TRENDING OMFG; WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DRAW ON MY SCHOOL PAPERS NOW??! #WeWantTheTallyBack; I want to kill the new logo It's just so bad #WeWantTheTallyBack

my mom's biggest mistake was

#MyMomsBiggestMistakeWas not making sure I was dead.; #MyMomsBiggestMistakeWas hiding that our our whole life was based on a Ponzi scheme till the cops kicked in the door & took her & dad away.; #MyMomsBiggestMistakeWas teaching me that ignoring your problems makes them go away.; #MyMomsBiggestMistakeWas getting me off the noose when I was trying to end it!!; #MyMomsBiggestMistakeWas Not letting me live in the basement; #MyMomsBiggestMistakeWas Watching Grease with me and inadvertently poking me in the eye while trying to cover them during the mooning scene.; #MyMomsBiggestMistakeWas telling me Dad would someday come back from the store with that pack of cigarettes.; #MyMomsBiggestMistakeWas installing a nanny-cam in my bedroom.; #MyMomsBiggestMistakeWas making me think you were supposed to drink vodka with breakfast and then go shopping with dad's credit card.; #MyMomsBiggestMistakeWas worrying too much about others and not thinking of herself often enough.; #MyMomsBiggestMistakeWas telling James Bond her whole plan as she tried slowly killing him in a complex way.; #MyMomsBiggestMistakeWas letting me do that commercial.; #MyMomsBiggestMistakeWas forgetting to hide me better in pictures.; #MyMomsBiggestMistakeWas getting me a cat when I was 11. I've been collecting them ever since.; #MyMomsBiggestMistakeWas leaving me home alone; #MyMomsBiggestMistakeWas telling me when I was 4-5 years old that men "only want one thing" - and telling me what that was; #MyMomsBiggestMistakeWas involving a guy impersonating a Nigerian prince in an email!

fatten a movie (part 2)

@BrutusWatts #FattenAMovie die lard; #FattenAMovie What About Bob Evans Restaurants?; How Stella Got extra Grooves in her Back #FattenAMovie; #FattenAMovie 'Glad-He-Ate-Her'; The Crepes of Wrath. #FattenAMovie; Moulin Huge #FattenAMovie; #FattenAMovie 'When Harry Ate Sally'; Muffin Top Gun #FattenAMovie; Don't Tell Mom The Babysitters Fed #FattenAMovie; #FattenAMovie Cast Jennifer Lawrence as the lead.; Battlefield Girth #FattenAMovie; Dude, Where's My Carbs? #FattenAMovie; The Bridges of Marzipan County #FattenAMovie; Powdered Donuts #FattenAMovie; A Night at the Opera Cake #FattenAMovie

first date questions

No I am legally in love with you #FirstDateQuestions; "Are you a Harry Potter fan?" *Nods aggressively* "It was nice meeting you" #FirstDateQuestions; #FirstDateQuestions You dont talk much, do you?; Do you, by any chance, happen to have a twin sister... ? #firstdatequestions; And who is your fav serialkiller? #FirstDateQuestions; #FirstDateQuestions 'which football team do you support'; What do you do for fun? #FirstDateQuestions

starwars rap names

Bones Thugs-N-Palpatine #StarWarsRapNames; Straight Outta Tha Death Star #StarWarsRapNames; Wiz Calrissian #StarWarsRapNames; Kool C and DJ Solo #StarWarsRapNames; Lord Vader & Peter Gunz #StarWarsRapNames; Eazy-ET #StarWarsRapNames #hewasinTPM; #StarWarsRapNames EminEMPIRE strikes back; Remember YodaMTV Raps? #StarWarsRapNames; DJ Tatooweeny #StarWarsRapNames; #StarWarsRapNames Qui Gon Jinn and Juice; New Sith on the Block #StarWarsRapNames

wedgie

who hasn't gotten a wedgie in their lifetime? i have a pair of pants that GIVE me a wedgie. i know how to GIVE wedgies, noogies and wet willies due to my upbringing.

college in 5 words

Dropping out and selling drugs.. #collegein5words; ..do they have free food? #collegein5words; Maybe when I sober up #collegein5words; #collegein5words should I shower or sleep; #collegein5words need to marry someone rich; No alcohol, pls go away. #collegein5words; I Need A Coffee IV #collegein5words; I Hope There's A Curve #collegein5words; #collegein5words Skipping Class To Sleep In

never say this

i remembered 1 of my former teachers was in a band and they were staying at a hotel. this couple comes out and my teacher was holding a pizza box and offers them. the woman asks why a terrorist is holding a pizza box. her husband explained that she as drunk and apologized.

its not going well when

#ItsNotGoingWellWhen your religion needs Tom Cruise to explain the aliens; #ItsNotGoingWellWhen your entire self-esteem depends on the number of intangible stars, retweets, or points you receive from strangers.; #ItsNotGoingWellWhen you automatically get the seniors' discount but you're only in your 40s; #ItsNotGoingWellWhen you notice powder in the bottom of your drink; #ItsNotGoingWellWhen you end up in Wichita sharing a hotel room with a complete stranger.; #ItsNotGoingWellWhen I found out the cart was not motorized.; #ItsNotGoingWellWhen when the Kurgan shows up.

never have i ever

i wanna play never have i ever. i've done it with water but never alcohol. i think of things that were in Eli: Dorm Life.

i ate a bug club

when i was a senior in high school i joined the "i ate a bug club". i had to eat a chocolate covered cricket to get in. for what its worth its awesome. the kids went nuts over it.

random conversations

every day there is random conversations. there is 1 that stuck with me all these years: it was between me and a basketball player. he asked me about what time my game was and if he had a JV team. the reason that stuck was because of 2 reasons. 1) he never asked what my sport was. 2)he and i existed in a separate but parallel universe almost.

baltimore riots

We are going to publish the mayor's address so the riots have a place to destroy. #BaltimoreRiots; RT @ChefSwaygo: The authenticity in that young man’s face RT @Facezus: Bruh… #BaltimoreRiots; #BaltimoreRiots As a guy who grew up in Cherry Hill, WE NEED PEACE IN BALTIMORE. There's good reason to be... http://fb.me/2536PRvqV; Watching CNN. I don't think the Orioles are playing a home game tonight. #BaltimoreRiots; I am just going to assume the bank is in one of the "spaces" designated by Mayor Rawlings-Blake. #BaltimoreRiots; Obama: "my job here is done." #BaltimoreRiots; Riots & looting right outside my apartment in Baltimore- went into 7/11 to see if employees were ok #BaltimoreRiots; We love humor, but there's really nothing funny about what's happening in Baltimore - please tweet respectfully #BaltimoreRiots; I wish all sides were broadcast but the media will choose a side that is convenient and bring ratings #BaltimoreRiots; I will never understand smashing the hell out of your own town just to protest!! #BaltimoreRiots; Protesters protest. Crooks loot. There's a difference. #BaltimoreRiots; You don't speak out against violence... with more violence ! #baltimoreriots; If anyone in Baltimore who's rioting had a brain they would realize they're going to pay for the damage in taxes #BaltimoreRiots; When are people going to understand that rioting doesn't actually solve anything? You're just hurting yourselves more. #BaltimoreRiots; #BaltimoreRiots are what happens when 2nd Amendment civil rights are taken away from innocent civilians. Concealed carry keeps folks polite; The first bloodshed of the Civil War was during the #BaltimoreRiots. Obama's plan appears to be progressing well...; Just leaving this here. #BaltimoreRiots; There's a difference between a protest & riot! #BaltimoreRiots Whatever the point was gets lost in violence.; Why people still stereotype today. #BaltimoreRiots; #BaltimoreRiots doesn't bring shame to any individual race. Rather, the human race. A dark day for humanity. Hug your family..; Rioters now entering a Checks Cashed #BaltimoreRiots; Something has to change. #BaltimoreRiots; #BaltimoreRiots when did America become a third world country? Oh yes, I Remember ... 2008....; Nothing screams justice for civil rights like looting a CVS, burning out a cop car & terrorizing fans at an Orioles game. #BaltimoreRiots; While the #BaltimoreRiots rage on, there remains one safe place in the city of #Baltimore; So the people of Baltimore want to be treated better by cops so they assault them with bricks and riot? Makes no sense #BaltimoreRiots

best cure for boredom is

#TheBestCureForBoredomIs training your bear to juggle human heads.; Is this really trending? #TheBestCureForBoredomIs action. How could you ever be bored? This world is filled with so many opportunities.; Trying to deconstruct the mind of @SarahPalinUSA #TheBestCureForBoredomIs @MrTommyCampbell; #TheBestCureForBoredomIs https://youtu.be/ngElkyQ6Rhs (I watched 36 times on the plane); #TheBestCureForBoredomIs food and youtube. http://plshd.tv/s1ZL; #TheBestCureForBoredomIs Harry Potter.; #TheBestCureForBoredomIs becomin a vigilente; #TheBestCureForBoredomIs follow random joggers around in your car blasting "Eye Of The Tiger" with your windows down to encourage them.; #TheBestCureForBoredomIs Community.; #TheBestCureForBoredomIs to do some gardening; #TheBestCureForBoredomIs building bunk beds with your step brother and creating so much more room for activities.; #TheBestCureForBoredomIs realizing that I did not choose Pug Life... Pug Life Chose Me; #TheBestCureForBoredomIs firing up the grill for some #BBQ!; #TheBestCureForBoredomIs looking to see how many people added the letter E to the end of Boredom in the hashtag #TheBestCureForBoredomeIs; Now that this beautiful Spring weather has finally arrived, #TheBestCureForBoredomIs is gardening; #TheBestCureForBoredomIs making shapes with clouds...; #TheBestCureForBoredomIs What is this boredom thing you speak of. Can you eat it?; #TheBestCureForBoredomIs a grandchild; #TheBestCureForBoredomIs buttchugging while listening to #TalkingBody; #TheBestCureForBoredomIs learning to translate. My signs are great for any business. Who would like a quote?; #TheBestCureForBoredomIs attaching various weapons to small rodents and forcing them to fight in a coliseum against cats. #wheninRome; #TheBestCureForBoredomIs kitties; #TheBestCureForBoredomIs your girlfriend and boyfriend at the same time.; #TheBestCureForBoredomIs Move house while the kids are at school.; #TheBestCureForBoredomIs listening to music and play hashtags while getting interrupted with work.; #TheBestCureForBoredomIs to eat anything and everything until you're so full that you go into a food coma and must take a nap. No? just me?

nickname

my real name is Jacqueline. i go by Jackie, Jac(k) or JT depending on the situation. once during bocce ball an official said, "the jack is in play." the jack is a nickname for the palina or the target ball. my step-dad said, "it was Jac(k) throwing the jack." that's a weird way of remembering my nickname. my aunt is also named Jacquie. because she spells it a tad differently we don't spell our nicknames the same. I occasionally go by JT since I'm with another Jackie once or twice. that's what i ask my family to call me when my aunt Jacquie is around.

glitter hair spray

i have 2 cans of glitter hair spray. its so cute. i usually mess up with hair dye. although i love the colors since its hard to spray dye my black hair

super soul sunday

Why surrounding yourself with positive people is "crucial" to your health http://huff.to/1DwzC26 #SuperSoulSunday; "When you are empty, there is love. When you are full of the ego, love disappears. Love and ego cannot exist together." #SuperSoulSunday; "We already have everything we need. There is no need for self-improvement." #startwhereyouare #supersoulsunday; Belief trumps genes .... Yassssss 💃🏽💃🏽💃🏽 #SuperSoulSunday; Practicing pleasure more often energetically elevates your life. #SuperSoulSunday; In some cultures, the older you get, the more celebrated you are. #grannybaby #SuperSoulSunday; Catching up my #SuperSoulSunday on my DVR this show has been such a blessing to me!; Just finished watching #SuperSoulSunday. Thanks you @DrChrisNorthrup and @Oprah! So many gems to take away.; Believe in your dreams. Believe in your goals. Believe in yourself! #SuperSoulSunday #RecoveryWarriors; "Embrace the glorious mess that you are." -@GilbertLiz #SuperSoulSunday #SimplyLove http://huff.to/1DnYvg6; Love all animals. #SuperSoulSunday; That was a really great show and short! Thanks SuperSoulers for another great Sunday together! #SuperSoulSunday; Thank you for joining us! Have a great #SuperSoulSunday!; Be willing to own the pain, but then not make it a dwelling. @DrChrisNorthrup @Oprah #SuperSoulSunday; "If you stay in blame, that is shame based" Step out of it for a second, feel it, then ask to be guided & listen!" #SuperSoulSunday Bing; What keeps you ageless is how you deal with life challenges #SuperSoulSunday; Reject the notion that age causes a decrease in your value. #SuperSoulSunday; Powerful statement: Forgiveness is releasing yourself from self-entrapment. #SuperSoulSunday; Forgiveness is so important for our souls and bodies. Forgive for your well-being. #SuperSoulSunday @Oprah @DrChrisNorthrup; "You gotta feel it, to heal it" #SuperSoulSunday ☀️💛😊; My grandmother is 92.Her rituals of pleasure are Bible study & a crossword puzzle. She is joy rising #SuperSoulSunday

spaceballs

i love space balls. its a parody of star wars. i love space balls but hate star wars. i love the music from the movies but i hate everything else. i know the major plot lines of star wars but don't like it. i get all the jokes space balls makes since i know the basic plot lines.

fatten a movie

Fat Times at Ridgemont High #FattenAMovie; I Heart Mike Huckabees #FattenAMovie; Starcrunch Wars: The Scone Wars #FattenAMovie; Gluttony on the Bounty #FattenAMovie; Three coins in a chocolate fountain #FattenAMovie; Bridget Jones Dairy #FattenAMovie; A Lard Day's Night #FattenAMovie; She's Cholesterol That #FattenAMovie; Little Debbie And The Temple Of Doom #FattenAMovie; #FattenAMovie Love Handles Actually; Life of Pie #FattenAMovie; #FattenAMovie Dude wheres my carvery; The Cookie, The Beef, His Wife & Her Blubber #FattenAMovie; #FattenAMovie Puddington; #FattenAMovie Walk the Buffet Line; #FattenAMovie Gastric band of brothers; #fattenamovie Supperman; Fry Hard #FattenAMovie; Buffet the Vampire Slayer #FattenAMovie; Eat The Fockers #FattenAMovie #pbd; #FattenAMovie The Incredible Bulk; 10 things I ate about you #FattenAMovie; Shakespeare In Lard #FattenAMovie; Mo Butter Blues #FattenAMovie; My morbidly obese Greek wedding #FattenAMovie; #FattenAMovie Life of Lane Bryant; #fattenamovie Eat Pray Love Eat Again and Again; #fattenamovie Beauty and Obese; Dude, Where's My Carbs? #FattenAMovie; #fattenamovie Overweighting for Godot; #FattenAMovie Forrest Lump; #FattenAMovie O'bese where art thou

mind games

I hate it when guys play mind games with a girl. they call you and tell you they like you and they don't call back. another example is a guy who I'm friendly with shows up at my graduation, claps as a way of congratulating me and then think I drop off the face of the universe for 6 months, despite being friends with my brother. why do guys do that?

hamming it up for the camera

my kids love me and when i have my camera on they make it seem so funny. it also seems like its chaos, which it is. many of the kids are in the background.

Zyan we've missed you

RT FOR A ZAYN SOLO MUST BE FOLLOWING ME OR I CAN'T ADD YOU x 2 MINUTES! #ZaynWeveMissedYou; *me at school* teacher:to solve for x you hav.. me:ma'am? teacher:yes? me: x is a kiss by the way ha it's not a mystery. #ZaynWeveMissedYou; I hope zayn never notices he still has the 1D in his username #ZaynWeveMissedYou; WHEN I FOUND OUT ZAYN TWEETED #ZaynWeveMissedYou; #ZaynWeveMissedYou this trend made my day! I'm sure he knows how much we love and support him omg I'm so happy; #ZaynWeveMissedYou it's trending; ZAYN GIRLS OR NOT, IM SO PROUD OF THOSE FANS WHO STAYED THROUGH HIS UPS AND DOWNS #ZaynWeveMissedYou; Im still hoping and praying that he comes back one day, and find his true happiness being on One Direction #ZaynWeveMissedYou; The fandom when zayn tweeted #ZaynWeveMissedYou; "Zayn finally came online" "He thanked the real fans" "X is a kiss by the way" #ZaynWeveMissedYou; "3/5 IN SUITS" "HARRY'S THIGH TATTOO" "LILO WRITING SONGS" "LOUIS' FOOTBALL MATCH" "ZAYN TWEETED" #ZaynWeveMissedYou; FAV if you love to zayn still #ZaynWeveMissedYou; Dear Diary Been days since Zayn tweeted. Today, he finally tweeted. I've missed him, Niall #ZaynWeveMissedYou; I'm so incredibly happy that zayns family has stuck by his side through all this just like us #ZaynWeveMissedYou; "ZAYN TWEETED TWICE" "ZAYN THANKED US" "ZAYN DIDN'T REMOVE THE 1D ON HIS NAME" fandom rn: #ZaynWeveMissedYou; TO ALL THE ZAYN GIRLS WHO STAYED AND DIDNT STOP SUPPORTING ZAYN #ZaynWeveMissedYou

daily thoughts in 4 words

no coffee no workee; #DailyThoughtsIn4Words "That would be great."; What day is it? #DailyThoughtsIn4Words; Time for drink yet? #DailyThoughtsIn4Words; i want a donut #DailyThoughtsIn4Words #Badnightchat; Is it Friday yet? #DailyThoughtsIn4Words; Breakfast. Lunch. Dinner. Snacks. #DailyThoughtsIn4Words; "Dance like nobody's watching..." #DailyThoughtsIn4Words; Should start diet tomorrow!! #DailyThoughtsIn4Words; #DailyThoughtsIn4Words Never ever give up

prom

the day of prom i was recovering from a blood sugar attack. everyone was excited to see Jevan (me and my BEST friend Evan) at prom together. the weeks prior everyone wanted to see us together (namely see if he would say yes to prom). they also wanted to know our colors. i had lunch with my step-father at a sushi place -Yo yogi's my favorite; we'd gotten my boutonniere for Evan minutes earlier. my other friend Emily given me a make over. she had me do all this stuff just for Jevan's prom night. my step-dad dropped off the boys (my brothers) and Emily. i promised Emily a detailed account the next day. i was riding in a "stretch van" which was just our mini van. I'd gotten into Jeff's car. Jeff is my step-dad. unfortunately, it was a low seat so i wasn't sure where we were. we walked up Evan's driveway (we'd parked on the street) so i was nervous. but not as nervous as he was. I'll get to that later in the story. so what I'd said when i walked in was, "where's Ev.... whoa." because i couldn't see him from my vantage point when walking into the house. i have to say, he looked hot we walked in. i gave him the boutonniere to Evan saying, por vous. (por vous means for you in french) his mom got out my courage and gave it to me. the parents (my mom, step-dad and Evan's) went to work on pinning it on him while i slid my thing on my wrist. we then took pictures. mom would NEVER have let me walk outta the house without pictures before prom. we then went to Sakura's, the restaurant Evan chose. we ordered. unfortunately, that's when my blood ran low. we got our drinks and i was like, "yay fake sugar." i decided i needed my pill. i reached for my purse. unfortunately, Evan did too. why? because as he puts it "he's a gentleman." right then a large group on NWHS kids came in. when they saw us some said hi and how pretty i looked. we had our dinners and then we talked with some of the kids from NWHS. the boys went cra cra over me. as Evan's dad put it "Evan was a lemming." when we left i turned my arm and did a 3 finger wave and said, "bye boys." again they went cra cra. we chilled at Evan's house for a bit. Evan and his parents did some stuff. i decided to check my phone for any messages. there were a few from mom. minor prom tips. Evan and his dad came back and i reported what Evan's mom was doing. Evan, his dad and i sat at the dining room table talking about the boutonniere and corsage combo. then Evan wants to sit next to me and got nervous to do so .... in his own house. Evan's mom got back and we went to prom. Jevan got into prom, got our pics taken and voted prom king and queen. after that we barely spent 3 songs together. we WERE there as friends. we danced 1 slow song together. twice we were told, "we were cute together." several times i was told how pretty i was. it was nice to see Evan happy. when they announced the king and queen was the slow song. i decided to walk around and when i saw Evan and the teachers i was like, "hide me." too bad they saw me and i did the walk of shame. after that song we danced solo. we ran into each other a few minutes before we were to get picked up. we danced a few songs later. at after prom we took silly pictures in a photo strip (the funny thing was that EVAN took up 99% of the space) and got a caricature together. he and I acted silly the night away. did i mention Evan was hot? he was. not many guys do in suits. he does. for some reason my mom suggested we (Evan and i) wear red and black to prom with our courage and boutonniere be a red rose. i had to have my nails (fingers and toes) be red. i opted to have a black design it. the boutonniere had fewer baby's breath on it than the corsage. because of my freakishly small wrist and hand it fit easily. Evan spent increasing amounts of time with me prior to prom. he argued that were team mates. that explained 97% of the time. what about the senior banquet?

the face on the milk carton series

I've decided to do a review of the milk carton series. its about a girl who sees herself on a missing person poster on a milk carton. the reason I'm writing this is because i was mistaken for a kidnapped kid.

Jesus pick up lines

Magdalene and I were just a fling... Unless you're into having a holy trinity. #JesusPickUpLines; #JesusPickUpLines C'mon baby, I'm hung like this; "girl you're 70% water but I can make you whine all night long" #JesusPickUpLines; Did you fall from heaven? I did... #JesusPickUpLines; Of course I can turn your water into wine. The real question is what vintage year? #JesusPickUpLines; Uncross those legs and I'll nail you hard #JesusPickUpLines; #JesusPickUpLines Do you pray here often?; I'm a Messiah in the streets and Satan in the sheets. #JesusPickUpLines; I'm pretty good at missionary #JesusPickUpLines; Lets play Carpenter. First we get hammered, then I nail you! #JesusPickUpLines; I'm always down for a second coming #JesusPickUpLines;You know, my father is the #1 best selling author of all time #JesusPickUpLines; "Let's get our nails done." #JesusPickUpLines; Moses isnt the only one whos gonna have a burning bush #JesusPickUpLines; I've been reading up the book of Numbers... But I can't seem to find yours. Mind helping a playa out? #JesusPickUpLines; Let me show you how large my crucifix is #JesusPickUpLines; If you're going to the bar, grab us two waters. Yes, water. Trust me babe. #JesusPickUpLines; Noticed you're wearing a cross. Funny story actually… #JesusPickUpLines; Oh, you're a virgin? So's my mom. #JesusPickUpLines; You're causing a res-erection in my pants #JesusPickUpLines; I got nailed, now it's your turn #JesusPickUpLines; Are you ready to accept the body of Christ? #JesusPickUpLines; #jesuspickuplines i'll show you something that doesn't take three days to rise; Are you a Jehovah's Witness? Cause I'm about to bend Jehovah and let you witness this dick. #JesusPickUpLines; My Dad's kind of a big deal. I turned water into wine. Been reading the Book of Numbers, but I can't seem to find yours. #JesusPickUpLines

Ruin a movie with Hitler

The Secret Life Of Adolf Hitler. #RuinAMovieWithHitler; Big Night of the Long Knives #RuinAMovieWithHitler; #RuinAMovieWithHitler Finding Hitler; #RuinAMovieWithHitler The Hitler Games; Night at the Holocaust Museum RT @Popehat: National Socialism's Aryan House. #RuinAMovieWithHitler; #RuinAMovieWithHitler Adolf Hitler: A series of unfortunate events; Three wrongs don't make a Reich #RuinAMovieWithHitler; 'One Flew Over The Eagle's Nest.' #RuinAMovieWithHitler; Hitler hears a Jew #RuinAMovieWithHitler; Four weddings and 8 million funerals #RuinAMovieWithHitler; The Jew Games: Catching Fire #RuinAMovieWithHitler; #RuinAMovieWithHitler A Streetcar Named Hitler; The good, the bad and the nazi #RuinAMovieWithHitler; He's Just Not That Into Jews #RuinAMovieWithHitler; It's a Wonderful Reich #RuinAMovieWithHitler; The Grand Hitler Hotel #RuinAMovieWithHitler; I know what Jew Did Last Summer #RuinAMovieWithHitler; One Fuehrer Over the Cuckoo's Nest. #RuinAMovieWithHitler; Adolf Hitler And The Gas Chamber Of Secrets. #ruinamoviewithhitler; Close Encounters of the Third Reich #RuinAMovieWithHitler; #RuinAMovieWithHitler District Nein; Dude, Where's My Czechoslovakia? #RuinAMovieWithHitler; #RuinAMovieWithHitler Nein to Five; #RuinAMovieWithHitler Concentration Camp Rock; The Hitler wears prada #RuinAMovieWithHitler; Hitler's List. #RuinAMovieWithHitler; Hitler Hears a Jew #RuinAMovieWithHitler; #RuinAMovieWithHitler 10 things I hate about Jews; #RuinAMovieWithHitler Adolf Hitler and the Chamber of Gas; Honey, I shrunk the Jews #RuinAMovieWithHitler

my TRIP to CVS

i was going to CVS and there was some construction going on. i was running and wasn't paying attention so i tripped. i limped the rest of the way to CVS, got my meds and limped home. i had a scraped pair of feet. was i sore? you bet. was i gonna let that get in my way of doing stuff? hell no.

make a quote whiny

Call me Ishmael, but not when I'm texting, cause that'd be, like, so annoying #MakeAQuoteWhiny; Do you feel lucky, punk? 'Cause I sure don't. #MakeAQuoteWhiny; My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, and TOTALLY messed me up for life! Prepare to die. #MakeAQuoteWhiny; Go ahead make my day punk! Ow! You broke my nose! #MakeAQuoteWhiny; Health is the greatest gift Contentment the greatest wealth. Really Buddha? Let's see CrossFit make my student loan payment #MakeAQuoteWhiny; Let them eat cake! But can't they eat it somewhere else? #MakeAQuoteWhiny; #MakeAQuoteWhiny? why can't you just do it for me?; It's A Bird! It's A Plane! *splat* Nope! It's A Bird. #MakeAQuoteWhiny; If you like your Doctor, you can keep your Doctor, just not my Doctor! #MakeAQuoteWhiny; I have a particular set of skills. Honest, I do. Why don't you believe me? #MakeAQuoteWhiny; Why? whhhhhhyyyyy? Wire Hangers? srsly? You know how I feel about those..I am going to have a meltdown .#MakeAQuoteWhiny; #MakeAQuoteWhiny Damn the torpedoes! Damn them all! Why are they always headed towards us?; I don't think we're in Kansas anymore, Toto. Nice map reading skills, Loser. #MakeAQuoteWhiny; Alright Mr. DeMille, I've been ready for my close-up for, like, a half an hour now. #MakeAQuoteWhiny; Frankly my dear I just can't even #MakeAQuoteWhiny; I feel the need...the need for speedy relief. #MakeAQuoteWhiny; Why haven't you called? #MakeAQuoteWhiny; I came. I saw. Can I go home now? #MakeAQuoteWhiny; As you wish, as usual #MakeAQuoteWhiny; Roses are red. I'm so blue. #MakeAQuoteWhiny; I came, I saw, aw, these people aren't worth conquering! #MakeAQuoteWhiny; You're gonna need a bigger boat, than this piece of crap #MakeAQuoteWhiny; Give a man a fish & you feed him for a day; teach a man to fish & he'll complain about never catching anything #MakeAQuoteWhiny; I want the TRUTH! "You Can't Handle the Truth.." Dude. seriously? I can handle it *pouts* #MakeAQuoteWhiny; Romeo...Romeo....Where fore art thou, Romeo? Seriously. I'm tired of looking. #MakeAQuoteWhiny; Ask not what you country can do for you, but what you can do for this headache you're giving me. #MakeAQuoteWhiny

easter egg

in the place i work we made Easter eggs. so cute

injury

i got injured once after canoeing with the girl scouts. i blindly (i'm nearly blind w/o my eyeglasses) jumped off a ledge. i knew there were rocks but want sure where they were. i got to visit the ER. my scar on my leg looked like a cursive lowercase G. roughly a week after that i, along with my brothers, went off to china.

doctors appointments

i hate going to doctors appointments. i've been going to them recently mostly to get paid for volenteering at the place i work. i've been working my butt off for the past couple of months.

lies told on mondays

Yeah, of course I got laid at the weekend! #LiesToldOnMonday; I'm definitely gonna go to the gym right after work today. #LiesToldOnMonday; #LiesToldOnMonday starting today i won't eat any more twinkies i swear; #LiesToldOnMonday Of course I'll call you after work today. (mumbles "..as soon as I remember your name.."); I'll have that project finished and on your desk by Wednesday lunchtime! #LiesToldOnMonday; Tired? Noooo. * Pours 8th cup of coffee * #LiesToldOnMonday; #LiesToldOnMonday I really want to hear about your 1yr old's birthday party. Got more cake on her than in her, you say.; #LiesToldOnMonday "Good" Morning; Sunday services lasted until 3am and had open bar. Sorry but I'm a dedicated parish member. #LiesToldOnMonday; T.G.I.M. #LiesToldOnMonday; fine, and you? #LiesToldOnMonday; My new guy's so sweet. We fell asleep in each other's arms... #LiesToldOnMonday; #LiesToldOnMonday No, I don't use bathroom breaks to play hashtag games.; This will be my most productive week ever!!!! #LiesToldOnMonday; I love looking at your vacation pictures on Facebook. All 300 of them. #LiesToldOnMonday; That was some wild party! #LiesToldOnMonday; I regret nothing. #LiesToldOnMonday;

rejected nail polish ideas

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change a word ruin a quote

We gonna put our names on the sidewalk, call it the Walk of Fame! #ChangeAWordRuinAQuote; "In a gentle way, you can shave the world." - Mahatma Gandhi #ChangeAWordRuinAQuote;Life is like a box of tampons #ChangeAWordRuinAQuote; If you can't stand the meat, get out of the kitchen. #ChangeAWordRuinAQuote; Don't judge a book by its movie. #ChangeAWordRuinAQuote; Nothing is certain except for death and taxis #ChangeAWordRuinAQuote; #ChangeAWordRuinAQuote "To infinity, and Beyoncé"; #ChangeAWordRuinAQuote "I tweet, therefore I am."; Give a man a kitten and you feed him for a day; teach a man to kitten and you feed him for a lifetime. #ChangeAWordRuinAQuote; "If at first you don't succeed, try, try a gin." #ChangeAWordRuinAQuote; #ChangeAWordRuinAQuote I've always depended on the kindness of squirrels; I knew John Holmes. John Holmes was a friend of mine. You sir are no John Holmes. #ChangeAWordRuinAQuote; #ChangeAWordRuinAQuote "Keep your friends close....but your bacon closer"; I did not have Texmex with that woman... #ChangeAWordRuinAQuote; #ChangeAWordRuinAQuote "Say 'hello' to my vegan friend."; “You will never walk again, Bran,” the pale lips promised, “but you will twerk.” #ChangeAWordRuinAQuote; "A mind needs memes as a sword needs a whetstone, if it is to keep its edge." #ChangeAWordRuinAQuote; "The name's Bond. Ionic Bond" #ChangeAWordRuinAQuote; And God said, "Let there be emojis!" #ChangeAWordRuinAQuote; The way to a man's heart is through his prostate. Trust me. #ChangeAWordRuinAQuote; "Speak softly, and carry a big selfie stick." #ChangeAWordRuinAQuote; There is nothing to fear but 'robot-bees' itself #ChangeAWordRuinAQuote; Psychopathy means never having to say you're sorry #ChangeAWordRuinAQuote; "Use the gun, Luke." #ChangeAWordRuinAQuote; "We accept the insulin we think we deserve" #ChangeAWordRuinAQuote; One Direction to rule them all One Direction to find them One Direction to bring them all & in the darkness bind them #ChangeAWordRuinAQuote; Where there's a will, there's an inheritance #ChangeAWordRuinAQuote; "My Mama always said, 'Life was like a box of STDs; you never know what you're gonna get.'" #ChangeAWordRuinAQuote; "Draw me like one of your Tinder girls." #ChangeAWordRuinAQuote; 'You Miss 100% Of The Shots You Don't Order.' #ChangeAWordRuinAQuote #Cheers; Possession is nine-tenths of the exorcism #ChangeAWordRuinAQuote; “Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different unicorns.” #ChangeAWordRuinAQuote; "say hello to my little pony" #ChangeAWordRuinAQuote; Good things come to those who lubricate. #ChangeAWordRuinAQuote; With great breasts comes great responsibility. #ChangeAWordRuinAQuote; #ChangeAWordRuinAQuote 'See a penny, pick it up and all that day you'll have someone's piss on your hand'; "Four whores and seven years ago...." #ChangeAWordRuinAQuote; #ChangeAWordRuinAQuote 'The road to hell is paved with good adventures'; A man's best friend is his hand #ChangeAWordRuinAQuote; I love the smell of Twitter in the morning ... #ChangeAWordRuinAQuote; he names Bond. 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Savings Bond. #ChangeAWordRuinAQuote; "With great power comes great bills". #ChangeAWordRuinAQuote; Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be Photoshop. #ChangeAWordRuinAQuote; People in crack houses shouldn't throw stones #ChangeAWordRuinAQuote; The city that never naps #ChangeAWordRuinAQuote; #ChangeAWordRuinAQuote 'A friend with weed is a friend indeed'; "I'll be black" #ChangeAWordRuinAQuote; "Buns Forrest, Buns!" #ChangeAWordRuinAQuote; Two roads diverged in a wood, and I - I took the one less Audi-ed... #ChangeAWordRuinAQuote; We're gonna need a bigger toilet. #ChangeAWordRuinAQuote; #ChangeAWordRuinAQuote "What we've got here is a failure to consummate"; Love means never having to say you're sober. #ChangeAWordRuinAQuote; When life gives you lemons, make lemon pasties. #ChangeAWordRuinAQuote; #ChangeAWordRuinAQuote Kanye feel the love tonight?; The quickest way to a mans heart is through this chest #ChangeAWordRuinAQuote; It's not over til the fat lady strips #ChangeAWordRuinAQuote; Objects in the mirror are grosser than they appear #ChangeAWordRuinAQuote; "Life is like a box of condoms" - Forrest Gump #ChangeAWordRuinAQuote; #ChangeAWordRuinAQuote "If the glove don't fit, you must still consider the rest of the overwhelming evidence".; "Float like a butterfly, sting like a STD." #ChangeAWordRuinAQuote; "Darkness cannot drive out darkness. Only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate. Only guns can do that."- MLK #ChangeAWordRuinAQuote; Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go on Twitter. #ChangeAWordRuinAQuote; I will find you and I will feed you - Liam Neeson #ChangeAWordRuinAQuote; #ChangeAWordRuinAQuote Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what would you do for a Klondike bar.; A gangbang is only as strong as it's weakest link #ChangeAWordRuinAQuote; You're a lizard Harry #ChangeAWordRuinAQuote

cubby face

my preschooler named Hunter has a chubby face. he's so cute. i especially like him with his cute smile. imagine his mouth filled with yogurt.

mother nature

will someone tell mother nature not to have all 4 seasons in 1 month? thanks; can someone tell mother nature to pick a temperature? That'd be great;Today is officially the First Day of #Spring! Could someone please wake up Mother Nature and let her know?;It's the first day of Spring! too bad Mother Nature hasn't gotten the memo yet; Mother nature didn't get the memo but at least we did. Happy #FirstDayOfSpring!; Mother Nature is like a girl trying to decide what to wear; Mother Nature needs to make up her mind and stop playin'; Mother Nature, you're on crack; I guess Mother Nature just wanted everyone to get home in time for some good College Basketball today; go home mother nature you're drunk; Mother Nature does not like baseball this year; I'm actually 100% sure that Mother Nature is drunk.; Warm cloudy weather makes is mother nature's way of confusing human beings.; My guest lecture on the signaling theory of education was canceled due to snow. Well played, Mother Nature.; 54 today, 59 tomorrow. Then Monday, 45 and snow. MAKE UP YOUR MIND UP MOTHER NATURE.; Mother Nature is all like "JK LOL, guys!" #firstdayofspring; First day of spring and it's going to snow 3 inches. Nice! Screw you MOTHER NATURE! (I wonder if she reads her indirects) it's too beautiful out for us to lose today even mother nature is rooting for us. Mother nature must hate baseball season; Mother Nature: hey, guys, it's springtime! Time for nice weather! Pennsylvania: nah; Why does Mother Nature hate Ohio so much??; Mother nature said whiteout for #WhiteTeam Mother Nature gave us a 63 degree day and a snow day all in the same week. Typical bipolar woman;First day of spring? Go home mother nature you're drunk.; Going to court to emancipate myself from mother nature.; Typical how only two hours after the eclipse we have totally clear cloudless skies, perfect for viewing an eclipse. gg mother nature; Listen mother nature if you're going to ruin the first day of spring with snow you could've at least given us a decent amount; Mother nature is kinda angry for what happened last night; Spring arrives today....can you please tell mother nature to stop sending us snow. Thanks! #riseandgrind #cowbellfriday; First day of spring. Don’t screw it up, Mother Nature.;Why is Mother Nature tryin to bully me today. When she knows damn well I'm trying to film a fashion video.; THANK YOU all for a fantastic #trailtime chat! Of course, now that we're excited for spring Mother Nature will bring us snow...; Mother Nature has been on our side this week and looks like our field is a go for opening weekend of IIAC play starting tomorrow vs Simpson!; the biggest fan of mother nature;I think a text from Mother Nature saying "you're not prego, hopefully I'll see ya next month" would be enough.. but instead we suffer #whyhere i'm gonna be a huffpost writer "Mega Man is the true villain. Dr. Wily is simply trying to return the Earth back to Mother Nature."; Instead of getting periods, can girls just get a text once a month from mother nature saying 'you're not pregnant have a nice day!'; Spring officially starts Friday. The same day we could see some snow flakes. Mother Nature is just being disrespectful.; Alright Mother Nature, you can't have gorgeous spring weather one day and then winter weather the other one... It's confusing.; Damn, it's like Mother Nature doesn't want baseball to start in New York; Shout out to Mother Nature for hooking us up with this beautiful weather. #blessed; Just when I thought the roads in Stephenville couldn't get worse Mother Nature is like let me throw a river in there too.; It's cool Mother Nature, I'm bipolar too.; sometimes I really wish mother nature was an actual person, because- let's face it- she's due for a beat down; How is Mother Nature about to play us like that it was just 70 degrees two days ago; Dear Mother Nature: You were a beautiful woman......Yesterday. Sincerely Josh; Instead of getting periods, can girls just get a text once a month from mother nature saying 'you're not pregnant have a nice day! see you next month'; gazing across the pond observing new life bursting forth so w/resurgence renewal Mother Nature shook off her fleece coat &smiled #MSpoetry; Mother Nature is such a tease #WeWantYesterdaysWeather; Hey if you're feelin frisky & fun, try a passion tea lemonade sweetened with peach. It tastes like Mother Nature put her balls in your mouth; S/O to Mother Nature for cleaning off the track herself so we didn't have to shovel it this year!; Mother Nature you get a high five today; Oh Mother Nature!! Close 'em!! Jeez woman!; Varsity Alert: in order to beat mother nature at her own game - we are changing game times for tomorrow vs. Byron. We will play at 4:30 away; Caught Mother Nature painting the world spring today! I hope things are turning green where you are. #blossoms; Springs right around the corner, so naturally my sinuses are all sorts of clogged. Damn you Mother Nature.; first time see nice nice Mother Nature ha ha; GET IT TOGETHER, Mother Nature. You have 4 days; okay Mother Nature just make every day feel like today and it'll all be okay; Mother Nature applies all her rules...all the time.; Blowing on a dandelion? Congratulations! You just got catfished by Mother Nature.; Mother Nature officially hates my hair, every time I blow dry it she cries… #moodycow; Starting to think Mother Nature is not a baseball fan; Mother Nature is hitting the pipe again; Dear Mother Nature, Please, please, please don't rain. It's time to play some baseball! Sincerely, EHS Baseball; Maintaining a feminine appearance in line w/ societal expectations is like painting the Golden Gate Bridge: a losing battle w/ Mother Nature; This is a real apple in an apple! Thank you Mother Nature; instead of periods, why cant mother nature just send us a text saying "yo girl, you're not pregnant. See you next month"; Honestly aside from mother nature's bad doings, the assembly was wonderful, another great success from ASB;"Dear Mother Nature, Can you stop being so bipolar? -Sincerely, Everyone in New Jersey"; it always rains on days i want to do things outside... and i never want to do things outside. I'm suing mother nature;

1st day of HS 2011

my junior year was OK. my brother started HS that year. his 1st day went..... OK i think once i steered him in the right direction (literally). OK so he didn't know what to get, bus to go on (the bus thing is normal since there are changes). he didn't even know to go to the auditorium his 1st day. i found my homeroom and took off. unfortunately, my brother and 2 of his friends who are in the same grade as him followed me. i didn't hear or see them until i was close to my homeroom. that's normal since i had to dash off to homeroom. i told them where to go and then i ran off myself