Saturday, May 23, 2015
when i die i'm coming back as
#WhenIDieImComingBackAs Harry Connick Jr.; #WhenIDieImComingBackAs This Little Guy.; #WhenIDieImComingBackAs Beavis... so I can hang out with Butthead all day.;
#WhenIDieImComingBackAs.... A "weatherman", what other job can you "consistently" be "wrong" at and still get paid..; #WhenIDieImComingBackAs the ghost of marijuana.; #WhenIDieImComingBackAs Fleshlight....i mean flashlight....i mean....; #WhenIDieImComingBackAs A Verified Account on Twitter; #WhenIDieImComingBackAs pills. So women will have no choice but to swallow me.; #WhenIDieImComingBackAs the right shark because the left shark is a retard.; #WhenIDieImComingBackAs a Marvel movie character. I will never really be dead.; #WhenIDieImComingBackAs Morgan Freeman's voice.; #WhenIDieImComingBackAs a dorky nerd who loves to hashtag and makes poop jokes... Wait.... That might be now.; #WhenIDieImComingBackAs that guy; #WhenIDieImComingBackAs someone that doesn't look like the dude on the cover of this book...; #WhenIDieImComingBackAs Scarlett Johansson's endless supply of toilet paper.; #WhenIDieImComingBackAs a pug. At the least I'll probably get more action this way.
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