that's an outright lie

You know those #TheHobbit movies? Totally based on a true story! #ThatsAnOutrightLie; Air stewardess: "We hope you liked our service as much we loved serving you”, Now #ThatsAnOutrightLie. Just GTFO the plane is what they mean; God spoke to one illiterate businessman in the Arabian peninsula three times through an archangel. #ThatsAnOutrightLie; God created the universe in 6 days. #ThatsAnOutrightLie; The best thing about ISIS is their love of cultural antiquities and history #ThatsAnOutrightLie; The guy sitting on the other side of my girlfriend at the show tonight didn't fart once and totally bathed #ThatsAnOutrightLie