Sunday, April 30, 2017


We were talking about the priesthood and its authority. It's like this: if an ice cream man gave out tickets would you pay them? No


Someone in church was surprised I like forensics. How'd they not know that?

Saturday, April 29, 2017

Bite me

Bite me is what I said when I'm: embarrassed, annoyed, pressured into something or hate someone

Pain killers

When my mom bought ibuprofen I'm like sweet jesus. I was so much pain. I'm so glad for the pain relief as I'm so sore

Thursday, April 27, 2017

Day off

My days off is awesome. I loved it. I like watching the amazing athiest.


On Tuesday night I felt like some person was going to introduce me to a boy or invite me to the LDS singles ward. Weird. It'll be interesting to see if it's true

Sunday, April 23, 2017

Friday, April 21, 2017

Bump into Jackie week

This week was "bump into Jackie" week. Please no more

Have the spirit

I have the spirit with me. Whoop de do. It turned into "bump into Jackie week". Oh boy

Saturday, April 15, 2017


A gay man married a lesbian. Wow. That's kinda new

Braided my bangs

A sister missionary braided my bangs and I now have a new hairstyle

Friday, April 14, 2017

Amber alert

Dominique Jarvis and messiah Jones-Jarvis missing. Vehicle: black jeep. Last seen in Portsmouth VA. Licence plate unknown. Suspect threatens to shoot kids if dad doesn't pay randsom. Unknown weapons. Call Portsmouth police ASAP. Suspect is the birth mom of the kids. *Update* vehicle is NOT black jeep *Update* boys found alive mom is on the run. Be on the look out for Asia Jarvis

Wednesday, April 12, 2017

hard to manage

my hair is pretty hard to manage. not due to the length but due to the shape. i have curly hair and whew is it hard to keep still. i often have it in a bun to control it.


I'm pretty lazy. it's to the point that if I'm wearing my medic alert bracelet I'll wear it and unless i look down and see it I'll often forget I'm wearing the thing.

John E. Douglas

John Edward Douglas is a former special agent and unit chief in the United States Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI). He was one of the first criminal profilers and has written books on criminal psychology. Early life John Edward Douglas was born in Brooklyn, New York. A veteran of four years in the United States Air Force (1966–1970), he holds several degrees: a B.S. in sociology/physical education/recreation from Eastern New Mexico University; an M.S. in education psychology/guidance and counseling from the University of Wisconsin–Milwaukee; an Ed.S. in Administration and Supervision/Adult Education from the University of Wisconsin–Milwaukee; and a PhD in comparing techniques for teaching police officers how to classify homicides from Nova Southeastern University. Career: Douglas joined the FBI in 1970 and his first assignment was in Detroit, Michigan. In the field, he served as a sniper on the local FBI SWAT team and later became a hostage negotiator. He transferred to the FBI's Behavioral Sciences Unit (BSU) in 1977 where he taught hostage negotiation and applied criminal psychology at the FBI Academy in Quantico, Virginia to new FBI special agents, field agents, and police officers from all over the United States. He created and managed the FBI's Criminal Profiling Program and was later promoted to unit chief of the Investigative Support Unit, a division of the FBI’s National Center for the Analysis of Violent Crime (NCAVC). While traveling around the country providing instruction to police, Douglas began interviewing serial killers and other violent sex offenders at various prisons. He interviewed some of the most notable violent criminals in recent history as part of the study, including David Berkowitz, Ted Bundy, John Wayne Gacy, Charles Manson, Lynette Fromme, Arthur Bremer, Sara Jane Moore, Edmund Kemper, James Earl Ray, Sirhan Sirhan, Dennis Rader, Richard Speck, Donald Harvey, and Joseph Paul Franklin. He used the information gleaned from these interviews in the book Sexual Homicide: Patterns and Motives, followed by the Crime Classification Manual (CCM). Douglas later received two Thomas Jefferson Awards for academic excellence from the University of Virginia for his work on the study. Profiling: Douglas examined crime scenes and created profiles of the perpetrators, describing their habits and attempting to predict their next moves. In cases where his work helped to capture the criminals, he built strategies for interrogating and prosecuting them as well. At the time of criminal profiling's conception, Douglas claimed to have been doubted and criticized by his own colleagues until both police and the FBI realized that he had developed an extremely useful tool for the capture of criminals. Since his retirement from the FBI in 1995, Douglas has gained international fame as the author of a series of books detailing his life tracking serial killers, and has appeared numerous times on television. Douglas has also written textbooks for criminal profiling classes. He is the author, along with Mark Olshaker, of several books. His books are considered to be some of the most insightful works written on the minds, motives, and operation of serial killers, and the methods and lives of those who track them. Individual cases: Douglas first made a public name for himself with his involvement in the Atlanta murders of 1979–81, initially through an interview he did with People Magazine about his profiling of the as yet unidentified killer as a young black man. When Wayne Williams was arrested, Douglas was widely reported stating that he was "looking pretty good for a good percentage of the killings." He received an official letter of censure from the FBI Director for this. However, he attended the subsequent legal proceedings and helped the prosecution trap Williams into showing anger, which was key in showing the jury that Williams was the murderer. Douglas was consulted in yet another controversial case known as "The West Memphis Three". In 1993, three eight-year-old boys were murdered and police and the prosecutor's office claimed the children died as a result of a Satanic ritual sacrifice. Three teens were later tried and convicted under this scenario (Satanism). Douglas was consulted by the defense in 2006/7, by which time there was new evidence of the three's innocence, and his report concluded that the killings were not related to Satanism but rather were unplanned homicides by a lone adult who knew the victims and felt rage against them. In 2011, the three men were released under an Alford plea. Model for fictional characters: Jack Crawford, a major character in the Thomas Harris novels Red Dragon and The Silence of the Lambs, was directly based on Douglas. Crawford was played by Dennis Farina in the film Manhunter, by Scott Glenn in the film The Silence of the Lambs, by Harvey Keitel in the 2002 Red Dragon, and by Laurence Fishburne in the 2013 NBC series Hannibal. According to Bryan Fuller, creator of Hannibal, the series' version of Will Graham is based in part on John Douglas, namely in the character suffering a severe case of viral encephalitis throughout the first season. There is also a screenplay being written for the book Mindhunter, which was optioned for an HBO pilot in concert with Charlize Theron's production company with David Fincher directing, but the project has been picked up by Netflix. In January 2015, creators of the TV show Criminal Minds confirmed that the character of FBI profiler David rossi was based on John Douglas.

Medical tattoo

A medical tattoo is a tattoo used for indicating a medically relevant condition or body location. Medical tattoos can be used for a number of reasons: - As a warning that a patient suffers from a chronic disease or allergy that can exacerbate suddenly and that will require immediate specific treatment; one example is in the case of diabetes mellitus, in which unconsciousness may be a sign of low or high blood glucose level. - As an aid in radiotherapy. In order to minimize damage to surrounding tissues, the radiotherapist seeks to keep the irradiated field as small as possible. Marking a number of points on the body with tattoos can aid radiotherapists in adjusting the beam accurately and consistently from one irradiation to the next. - During breast reconstruction after mastectomy (removal of the breast for treatment of cancer), or breast reduction surgery. Tattooing is sometimes used to replace the areola which has been removed during mastectomy, or to fill in areas of pigment loss which may occur during breast reduction performed with a free nipple graft technique. - Similar to dog tags, members of the U.S. military may have their vital information tattooed on themselves, usually on the rib cage below the armpit; they are referred to as "meat tags". History: A definitive beginning for medical tattooing is difficult to pinpoint, however there are records and evidence dating back to 3,300 BCE. A naturally preserved human body found in a snowfield in the Tyrolean Alps has tattoo markings with much speculation surrounding their intentions. The markings are located over the lumbar spine, the right knee, and both ankles. Radiographic studies performed on the corpse revealed that the man had osteoarthritis in these joints and scientists suggest “that the tattoos might indicate a form of stimulatory treatment similar to acupuncture.” Expert opinions from three acupuncture societies indicate that nine of the tattoos could be identified as being located directly on or within 6 mm of traditional acupuncture points. Another well-preserved mummy found in the necropolis of Chiribaya Alta in southern Peru dates back to 400 BCE and also has unexplainable tattoos located in areas of therapeutic importance. The Scythian horseman has ornamental and non-ornamental tattoos; “the difference in the tattoos is so obvious that there is speculation about a possible therapeutic importance of the ones in the perivertebral and retromalleolar region." The marks are circular, of simple shape and run along the spinal column. A crude practice of medical tattooing was performed by Galen in 150 CE. He tried to cover leukomatous opacities of the cornea by cauterizing the surface with a heated stilet and applying powdered nutgalls and iron or pulverized pomegranate bark mixed with copper salt. With the rise of Christianity, tattooing declined and eventually became banned by a papal edict in 787 CE. It was not until the mid-1800s that the first papers to unequivocally document the medical application of tattooing appeared. A German physician named Pauli used tattooing with mercury sulfide and white lead for the restoration of the natural color to the skin in cases on congenital vascular nevi (6). Other instances include the cosmetic tattooing with mercury sulfide after plastic lip procedures recommended by Shule in 1850 or the modern method of corneal tattooing put into practice by Louis Von Wecker in the 1870s. In recent decades, medical tattoos have come to be understood as markings that indicate the medical conditions or information of the person who bears them. During the Cold War, threats of nuclear warfare led several U.S. states to consider blood type tattooing. Programs were spurred in Chicago, Utah and Indiana based on the premise that if an atomic bomb were to strike, the resulting damage would require extremely large amounts of blood within a short amount of time. Very few efforts came to fruition.

Medical identification tag

A medical identification tag is a small emblem or tag worn on a bracelet, neck chain, or on the clothing bearing a message that the wearer has an important medical condition that might require immediate attention. The tag is often made out of stainless steel or sterling silver. The intention is to alert a paramedic, physician, emergency department personnel or other first responders (emergency medical services, community first responder, Emergency medical responder) of the condition even if the wearer is not conscious enough, old enough, or too injured to explain. A wallet card with the same information may be used instead of or along with a tag, and a stick-on medical ID tag may be added or used alone. A type of medic identification alert is the USB medical alert tag, essentially a USB flash drive with capacity to store a great deal of emergency information, including contacts and medical conditions. This information is accessible by any computer with a USB port. However, the practical effectiveness of such a system is limited in many cases by medical computer systems that restrict the use of USB devices which may carry malware. It is also possible that a device carried by an unconscious person may not be their own, or not be up to date, with concomitant risks to health and legal liability of medical personnel. Another new type of medic identification alert is QR code based medical alert stickers. The QR code on the sticker links to a web service that contains the individual's emergency information. The information is accessed by any first responder or emergency personnel by scanning the QR code by using a smartphone. Since a web service is used to store the information there is normally no limitation of how much information that can be stored. Conditions for use: Typical conditions warranting wearing of such a tag are: - Adrenal insufficiency - Advance Medical Directives (Do Not Resuscitate, POLST, Lasting Power of Attorney, Living Will) - Anaphylaxis allergies (food, drug, insect) - Alzheimer's Disease - Angioedema (hereditary) - Anticoagulants, such as warfarin - Asthma - Asplenia - Autism - Chemotherapy - Blood type (rare) - Dementia - Diabetic (Type 1 and 2) - Epilepsy - Hemophilia - Hypoglycemia - Hypopituitarism - Lymphedema risk - Use of a monoamine oxidase inhibitor (MAOI) drug, which can interact fatally with epinephrine - Memory disorders - Pacemaker or other implantable medical devices - Porphyria (acute) - Seizure disorders - Situs inversus - Von Willebrand Disease Information provided: In addition to mention of the relevant medical condition(s), the tag may have a telephone number that medical personnel can call for more information, for example that of physician, care-giver or next of kin. Where applicable and provided, the wearer's national health service user number can enable access to a more detailed case history. Basically, the medical information tag, engraved with the wearer's personal medical problem or history, speak for the wearer when the wearer can't. Incidentally and where the symptoms can mislead, such a tag may also be useful as evidence of such a condition to law enforcement personnel. Types: There are various types of medical ID available. The most common form of medical ID is jewelry which provides a logo or inscription indicating a particular medical condition. These medical identification tags can be made out of stainless steel (usually classified as 316L and known as surgical stainless steel), sterling silver or gold. If found by emergency personnel the inscription provides an indication of your special medical needs. Tags are available with pre-engraved conditions or can be custom engraved with your specific medical histories and have the benefit of that all information is self-contained and does not require any form of technology to view in case of an emergency. Another type of medical ID jewelry indicates membership in a medical information organization such as the MedicAlert Foundation, and American Medical ID. Such medical ID jewelry includes a member identification number and a toll-free number for medical emergency personnel to contact the organization and obtain full information about the wearer's medical conditions, treatment, and history. These organizations maintain a database of medical information on their members and can provide it to medical personnel when requested. The newest technology allows the user to carry stickers with an NFC Tag. A similar technology allows the user to carry stickers with a QR code. By scanning the NFC Tag or the QR code with a smartphone, you will reach the stored medical alert information. Apple's IOS 8 operating system includes the facility for a mobile phone to contain the owner's medical emergency information. Silicone bracelets, preprinted with a general medical condition or allergy, are also popular. The lack of personalization may be a deterrent. Recently patients have begun to "tattoo" their medical condition on their wrist or arm. Although a permanent tattoo might be considered, a temporary tattoo works as well. Other items include stick on tags that stick on to a driver's license, wallet, or cell phone which are practical for the person who does not want to carry something extra advertising their medical condition. Another type of medical jewelry is a pendant or wrist strap containing a wireless alert button, also known as a panic button, worn in the home as part of a wireless medical alert system. This type of medical jewelry sends a signal to a dialing console which contacts a medical alarm monitoring service or directly dials first responders when an emergency occurs. Machine-readable devices: Devices marked "ICE" which can hold a significant amount of data and are readable by a computer are sold, typically USB flash drives with password-protected data entry providing read-only access to emergency medical data. However, it has been pointed out by a staff nurse with experience in trauma and critical care that such devices are worse than useless, at least in most situations in the UK, as medical computer systems are designed not to accept USB storage devices due to the risk of computer viruses. Additionally, there is no guarantee that ICE information even pertains to an unconscious person carrying it; using incorrect information can lead to patient harm and legal liability.

Sunday, April 9, 2017

Party animal

I think the joke is right on the money. I'm a party animal. I'm going out a lot and I'm super tired and have little money and drink a lot

Thursday, April 6, 2017


I might speak in sacrement meeting, which is like mass in the LDS church. I'm gonna have to tone down the forensic science as I don't wanna scare people and because I don't want to have to explain half of what I say


I guess I'm prettier than my brother let on. My brother is superficial and thinks I'm not pretty enough to be a cheerleader and would think of me if I did it. I had someone get my number behind my back

I hate you

I had to find things for our vacation. I hate this job

Sleep in

I slept in today. I slept in an hour more than I normally would. Guess I'm tired. I'm also happy I don't have to make my lunch for tomorrow as I'm going out of state tomorrow

Tuesday, April 4, 2017


When I was in 5th grade I got into the 1st song as a dancer. I was happy and a little braggy. My class was even happy as I was the only 1 in the class doing the dance


I need to relax and manage my stress better


I love having a break from church. A few times I've not gone for nearly a month which is great

Sunday, April 2, 2017


I had a cup of coffee and banana nut bread. Yum.

That's why

My mom is into getting me to church as it gets me out of the house


I'm lazy. I don't feel like going out for a couple days and my mom gets mad. Like its my fault I don't go out.

Skeleton gloves

I wore skeleton gloves around Halloween and no one noticed my outfit but paid attention to those. Eh it's ok

Go somewhere

My mom wants me to get out of the house. I don't have church due to general conference and I'm lazy


The minute I get my government ID I'm heading straight to a bar for cocktails. Besides I need it as I look WAY younger than I say I am

Saturday, April 1, 2017


Once while out I bumped into some neighbors. Its awesome to see them


I've got 2 Michael Kors bags. 1 I used on a vacation


Man am I in PAIN. My back and legs are sore. I hate it but what are you gonna do?


I love teasing 1 guy from church. Its funny but a little embarrassing as he can't even handle scary in front of his kids

Knock off

People often knock off 6 years and mistake me as a high school student vs a college kid