national tooth fairy day

Being a #ToothFairy isn't as easy as you'd think... #NationalToothFairyDay; #NationalToothFairyDay So, how much is the tooth fairy paying these days?; Today is #NationalToothFairyDay! Are any of your little ones waiting for a visit from the #toothfairy?; Sharkslose up to 30,000 teeth in a lifetime! When one falls off, another takes its place! #NationalToothFairyDay; In honor of #NationalToothFairyDay - how much did you get from the tooth fairy when you were growing up?

true but you shouldn't say it

#TrueButYouShouldntSayIt hitler did nothing wrong; #TrueButYouShouldntSayIt a lot of babies are ugly; Your parents obviously didn't know a goddamn thing about parenting. #TrueButYouShouldntSayIt; people who are happy all the time have people buried in their basement. #TrueButYouShouldntSayIt; They keep promising dragons, but all I get are more floppy wieners in my face! #TrueButYouShouldntSayIt #SouthPark; It might look like I'm on the phone but I'm not, just don't want to talk to you. #TrueButYouShouldntSayIt; Harry Potter is actually the most bland character in his own series. #TrueButYouShouldntSayIt *Ducks*; I'm sick of hearing people say "99% of all cops are good!" Because there are a LOT more bad cops than people think! #truebutyoushouldntsayit; #TrueButYouShouldntSayIt George nails it still; We didn't like parenting so we paid daycare and the public schools to raise our kids for us. #TrueButYouShouldntSayIt

focus on me is coming

rt for 160 free follows doing all in 30 minutes #FocusOnMeIsComing; Our reaction to Focus On Me #FocusOnMeIsComing; YESS I HOPE IT'S REALLY SOON #FocusOnMeIsComing; #FocusOnMeIsComing watch out; I love the way you make me feel. I love it, i love it. #FocusOnMeIsComing

alternative donut fillings

#AlternativeDonutFillings.....we should probably just stay out of this one.; Dry Ice #AlternativeDonutFillings; #AlternativeDonutFillings What about alternative #cappuccino toppings?; #AlternativeDonutFillings Being Single vs Being Married; Decreased productivity #AlternativeDonutFillings; #AlternativeDonutFillings dough; #AlternativeDonutFillings *an ominous numbers station broadcasting through waves of violent static and white noise*; #AlternativeDonutFillings failure; Whatever you do decide to fill your #donuts with, serve them with our #coffee on the side. #AlternativeDonutFillings

national lemonade day

Two luminary birthdays 🎂. We'd love a glass of fresh lemonade to go with this! #NationalLemonadeDay #thirstythursday; Happy #NationalLemonadeDay from Chick-fil-A at Chantilly Place! Do you like your Chick-fil-A Lemonade iced or... http://fb.me/2Pw2S4YzY; Happy #NationalLemonadeDay! Visit Red Robin, sample our Freckled Lemonade, and donate to @AlexsLemonade to fight against childhood cancer!

if school taught me anything

#IfAnythingSchoolTaughtMe I should really watch Godzilla movies to learn about physics properly.; #IfAnythingSchoolTaughtMe about the time Nixon created RoboCop.; #IfAnythingSchoolTaughtMe that everything that you've stressed over isn't important after you leave; #IfAnythingSchoolTaughtMe that narratives of people of color, women, and LGBTQ folks will be erased when history recounts itself.; #IfAnythingSchoolTaughtMe not to trust the DATDA teacher.; #IfAnythingSchoolTaughtMe The teacher's REAL job is to inculcate conformity and discourage intelligent thought.; #IfAnythingSchoolTaughtMe how to write an entire essay on a book I never read the night before it's due; #IfAnythingSchoolTaughtMe how to finish my homework in less than 10 minutes; #IfAnythingSchoolTaughtMe that the only thing standing between my goals and dreams is my own self doubt.; #IfAnythingSchoolTaughtMe that the most important things in life can't be taught in a classroom.; #IfAnythingSchoolTaughtMe how to get dressed in 5 minutes; #IfAnythingSchoolTaughtMe That this was the dress code for guys vs the dress code for girls; #IfAnythingSchoolTaughtMe that having your top button done up is way more important than your actual education

growing up with brothers

#GrowingUpWithBrothers as soon as you finish punching him take off in a sprint because you know you're about to be beat; #GrowingUpWithBrothers my clothes might be safe but my leftovers aren't; #GrowingUpWithBrothers Being tossed around & teased bc I'm a girl, but then being protected like the president when boys come around; #GrowingUpWithBrothers trying to give them fashion advice so they don't look like an idiot but they don't listen; #growingupwithbrothers all food you have is never safe. Even when you write your name and 300 death threats on it if they touch or eat it; #GrowingUpWithBrothers knowing how to play every video game cause he would make you play when none of his friends were around; #growingupwithbrothers hitting him once and sprinting for your life bc you know you're about to get beat; #growingupwithbrothers means learning how to take a punch. And body slam. And choke hold. And various other WWE finishing moves.

goofy jokes

I like European food so I decided to Russia over there because I was Hungary. After Czech'ing the menu I ordered Turkey. When I was Finnished I told the waiter 'Spain good but there is Norway I could eat another bite'.; Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.; A hungry traveller stops at a monastery and is taken to the kitchens. A brother is frying chips. 'Are you the friar?' he asks. 'No. I'm the chip monk,' he replies.

first day of school thoughts

#FirstDayOfSchoolThoughts "Imma do all my homework this year"; #FirstDayOfSchoolThoughts Please don't let us stand up to tell the class about ourself; "i missed you!" then why didn't you call me all summer ??? #firstdayofschoolthoughts; #FirstDayOfSchoolThoughts when you walk into your home room & you don't know anyone; "#firstdayofschoolthoughts only 6,960 hours till summer"; Crawling out of bed first day of school #firstdayofschoolthoughts; #FirstDayOfSchoolThoughts WHEN I SEE WHOS IN MY CLASS; #FirstDayOfSchoolThoughts when im about to give my teacher attitude but I want to have a good relationship with them; #FirstDayOfSchoolThoughts I'm ready for summer again; #firstdayofschoolthoughts this nap after school is about to be A1; #FirstDayOfSchoolThoughts When the PowerPoint goes from Syllabus to Lecture Chapter 1.; #FirstDayOfSchoolThoughts no I'm not about to stand up and tell everybody my name and three facts about myself.; #FirstDayOfSchoolThoughts when the teacher starts giving assigned seats

3 word worst case scenerio

Free Polka Lessons #3wordworstcasescenario; #3WordWorstCaseScenario Iran Nuclear Deal; #3WordWorstCaseScenario can't afford kids; Hillary in Office #3WordWorstCaseScenario; #3WordWorstCaseScenario Morgan Loses Voice; Paul Blart 3 #3WordWorstCaseScenario; EA buys Nintendo. #3WordWorstCaseScenario; OUT OF COFFEE! #3WordWorstCaseScenario #coffeeaddict #coffeelove

growing up with glasses

#GrowingUpWithGlasses "you look better when you don't wear your glasses" lol you look better when I don't wear my glasses too; #GrowingUpWithGlasses - "How many fingers am I holding up" "2" "Then you don't need your glasses."; #GrowingUpWithGlasses people asking you "Are you actually blind?!"; #GrowingUpWithGlasses when you have to clean your glasses but your shirt isn't the right material; #GrowingUpWithGlasses "1, or 2?" Repeated about 10 times and you still can't see the difference; #GrowingUpWithGlasses someone asks to try on your glasses and tells you "woah you're actually blind"; #GrowingUpWithGlasses the struggle when it rains; #GrowingUpWithGlasses trying to drink a cup of tea or coffee like; #GrowingUpWithGlasses "Can I try them on?" "How many fingers am I holding up?" "So can you like, not see?"; #GrowingUpWithGlasses accepting the loss of your vision as soon as it starts to rain; #GrowingUpWithGlasses me 99.9% of the time without my glasses; #GrowingUpWithGlasses not being able to wear shades

explain earth to space aliens

#ExplainEarthToSpaceAliens Not that grand. Why are you even here ET, go home; #Cosplay will help you blend in... #ExplainEarthToSpaceAliens👽; Excuse our mess...we weren't expecting company... #ExplainEarthToSpaceAliens; #ExplainEarthToSpaceAliens don't stick around, it's sharknado season.; Play Civilization II from the beginning to the end, minus the visit to Alpha Centauri. That kind of sums it up :) #ExplainEarthToSpaceAliens; Where people who have money take money off people who haven't #ExplainEarthToSpaceAliens; I can't explain anything until your eyebrows are on fleek! What would @afloodofblood say? #ExplainEarthToSpaceAliens; Everyone's excited for the Apocalypse ..the zombie one, not fire and brimstone. That's too fictional apparently #ExplainEarthToSpaceAliens; Everything tastes like chicken. #ExplainEarthToSpaceAliens; #ExplainEarthToSpaceAliens don't park in the wrong place in cities. You'll spend the day in impound getting your ship back.; #ExplainEarthToSpaceAliens You want to comunicate here? Get an iPhone and download Twitter; Bookmark 'Urban Dictionary'... you're going to need it. #ExplainEarthToSpaceAliens; Right when you're about to have a real life event, a sweet hashtag game comes out and distracts you for hours! #ExplainEarthToSpaceAliens

lies we tell kids

#TheLiesWeTellKids I have no idea what happened to your Halloween candy.; "You really wouldn't like it...its got caramel and crunchy stuff...it's not for kids...I'm a grown up" #thelieswetellkids; #TheLiesWeTellKids my parents used to tell my sister that if she cried in the car then the cops would come and take her away; #TheLiesWeTellKids Evolution is not true.; #TheLiesWeTellKids if you work hard you can do anything when the truth is it is more about the people you know & your access to resources.; After spending 2 car notes and a few bills on Christmas presents I'm forced to give Santa Claus all the credit #TheLiesWeTellKids; #TheLiesWeTellKids "I don't have any games on my phone."; #TheLiesWeTellKids Keep making that face and it will freeze like that. It obviously happened to this guy.; #TheLiesWeTellKids Ohhh Billy he's not dead he's just having a nap; -Why did the dinosaurs die off? -Because you touch yourself at night. #TheLiesWeTellKids; You must wait an hour after eating to go swimming, or you'll get a cramp and drown. #TheLiesWeTellKids; Someday you'll grow up and no one can tell you what to do anymore #TheLiesWeTellKids

growing up with chill parents

#GrowingUpWithChillParents people thinking that having 'chill parents' means they don't care when they just trust you to make good decisions; #GrowingUpWithChillParents friend: "what's your curfew?" me: "what tf is a curfew"; #GrowingUpWithChillParents feeling cool cause I was allowed to watch spongebob and all of my friends weren't; #GrowingUpWithChillParents must be nice; #GrowingUpWithChillParents having their trust and still trying hard in school with good behaviour because you didn't want to disappoint them; #GrowingUpWithChillParents "it doesn't matter what grades you get as long as you tried your best"; WHEN YOURE #growingupwithstrictparents LOOKING THROUGH #GrowingUpWithChillParents; #GrowingUpWithChillParents never being grounded so you didn't understand why your friends couldn't hang out and what grounded meant; #GrowingUpWithChillParents I had to make my own excuses as to why I couldn't hang cause my parents never say no lol; asking your parents if you can go somewhere and they hit you with that "it's up to you" #GrowingUpWithChillParents

growing up with my name

#GrowingUpWithMyName I've had to have documents sent twice, correct everyone, and pretend I like Capri Sun juice; #GrowingUpWithMyName I never found my name 'Hussain' on any key rings, mugs, or coca cola bottles, only on the news because of Sadam 😔;judge me but i usually write my name on a tiny paper when ordering starbucks oops #GrowingUpWithMyName; "Rachel Yo?" No Yoo "Like yo yo?" No like The y sound with an oooooo to it #growingupwithmyname; #GrowingUpWithMyName I've heard so many ridiculous combinations from substitutes and new teachers one grown immune and answer to whatever; #GrowingUpWithMyName IF I HAD A DOLLAR FOR EVERYTIME SOMEONE MISSPELLED OR MISPRONOUNCED MY NAME; "Redg? ano full name mo, Regina?" #GrowingUpWithMyName

lyrics that should be shouted

#LyricsThatShouldBeShouted We will We will ROCK YOU; I'll stand my ground. I won't back down. You could stand me up at the gates of hell But I won't back down #LyricsThatShouldBeShouted; #LyricsThatShouldBeShouted all of bohemian rhapsody; Everyboday........ Rock yo boday........ Everyboday........ Rock yo boday right.....; #LyricsThatShouldBeShouted; #LyricsThatShouldBeShouted AAAANNNDDD IIII WILL ALWAYS LOOOVEE YOOUUU; Just a small town girl Livin' in a lonely world She took the midnight train Goin' anywhere #LyricsThatShouldBeShouted; #LyricsThatShouldBeShouted CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SOOONNN THERE'LL BE PEACE WHEN YOU ARE DONE LAY YOUR WEARY HEAD TO REST DONT YOU CRY NO MORE; #LyricsThatShouldBeShouted I want to be the very best, like no one ever was! To catch them is my real test, to train them is my cause!; #LyricsThatShouldBeShouted WE'RE SOARIN' , FLYIN'; #LyricsThatShouldBeShouted I want to be the very best, like no one ever was! To catch them is my real test, to train them is my cause!

growing up with strict parents

#GrowingUpWithStrictParents Where are you going? Who's gonna be there? Is there gonna be adults? Let me talk to their parents.; #GrowingUpWithStrictParents making sure all of your friends know the story you're telling your parents so they don't get suspicious; #GrowingUpWithStrictParents rehearsing how you're going to ask to go out somewhere; #growingupwithstrictparents having to check for their attitude before u ask them anything bc they always says no; "Mom, the party will start at 10 pm." "Okay, make sure you're home by 11 pm" #GrowingUpWithStrictParents; #GrowingUpWithStrictParents when you're on your phone past your bedtime and you hear that door click; #Growingupwithstrictparents hating when your friends change set plans because you know your parents don't play that last minute shiz; #GrowingUpWithStrictParents "can you do the dishes?" "not right now" "I'm not asking you I'm telling you"; I'll just let these pictures do the talking. #GrowingUpWithStrictParents; #GrowingUpWithStrictParents me: can i go to my friends house? mom: let me talk to their parents first me:; #GrowingUpWithStrictParents *stays home all day* parents: "u never do anything" *ask if I can go out* parents "no"; #GrowingUpWithStrictParents not being able to go out two days in a row because that's going out too much; #GrowingUpWithStrictParents telling your friends your parents said no, without even asking cause you knew it would have been a no anyway

Today's kids will never know

#TodaysKidsWillNeverKnow how lit the Timmy turner and jimmy neutron crossover episode was; #TodaysKidsWillNeverKnow the feeling of going here and how happy you left; #TodaysKidsWillNeverKnow how many countless hours of fun would be spent on this city rug; #TodaysKidsWillNeverKnow How we tried to figure out how the milk disappeared; #TodaysKidsWillNeverKnow about the worlds best couple (besides watching repeats) we watched it as it happened!😂; #TodaysKidsWillNeverKnow the struggle of abc texting, hitting a key 3 times just to get 1 letter; #TodaysKidsWillNeverKnow the struggles of the AR test; #TodaysKidsWillNeverKnow how hype we were to finally see these faces; #TodaysKidsWillNeverKnow about the greatest beef ever; #TodaysKidsWillNeverKnow how long it took to find the song you wanted to listen to; #TodaysKidsWillNeverKnow what it was like to slay this test under a minute.; #TodaysKidsWillNeverKnow these legends we grew up watching; #TodaysKidsWillNeverKnow the hype of seeing this; #TodaysKidsWillNeverKnow the struggle of helping Miley choose between Jake and Jesse; #TodaysKidsWillNeverKnow the time Drake got shot

Twitter 4 politics

Being baptized at the very place where the Holy Spirit descended Jesus is a very special experience.; Powerful message from @ralfonsi about expansion of Twitter audiences from logged in to logged out to everywhere on web! #Twitter4Politics; 2,026,144 people could have seen #Twitter4Politics since its 1st mention until it became a Trending Topic. #trndnl; Trend Alert: #Twitter4Politics. More trends at http://www.trendinalia.com/twitter-trending-topics/usa/usa-today.html … #trndnl; "the top spot trending on twitter is promoted content" @ralfonsi #twitter4politics

barbie and bailey worth the wait

RED RIBBON Is a symbolized of true love or puppy love from barleyand also to open the heart of each other.BarbieAndBailey WorthTheWait; Power tweet.. BarbieAndBailey WorthTheWait; Omg. So busy. Di nkajoin sa twitter party. BarbieAndBailey WorthTheWait; That look :) @barbieeimperial BarbieAndBailey WorthTheWait; keypers! ampalaya pamorrr!!! klk LOISHUA ACTIONSnotWORDS BarbieAndBailey WorthTheWait; wwwoooooh! patatas ftw hahaha LOISHUA ACTIONSnotWORDS BarbieAndBailey WorthTheWait