excuse the pun

What’s the best part about living in Switzerland? Not sure, but the flag is a big plus.; What do you call dangerous precipitation? A rain of terror.; How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb? Let’s go play on our bikes.; Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like banana; What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married? Feyoncé.; My friend recently got crushed by a pile of books, but he’s only got his shelf to blame.; What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? Tooth-hurtie.; Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a well known six offender.; Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows? They’re making headlines everywhere!; Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? Fo’ drizzle; Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the “P” is silent.; How does NASA organize their company parties? They planet.; Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? He had locomotives.; Why don’t you ever see hippopotamus hiding in trees? Because they’re really good at it.; You kill vegetarian vampires with a steak to the heart.