Ruin a movie with Hitler

The Secret Life Of Adolf Hitler. #RuinAMovieWithHitler; Big Night of the Long Knives #RuinAMovieWithHitler; #RuinAMovieWithHitler Finding Hitler; #RuinAMovieWithHitler The Hitler Games; Night at the Holocaust Museum RT @Popehat: National Socialism's Aryan House. #RuinAMovieWithHitler; #RuinAMovieWithHitler Adolf Hitler: A series of unfortunate events; Three wrongs don't make a Reich #RuinAMovieWithHitler; 'One Flew Over The Eagle's Nest.' #RuinAMovieWithHitler; Hitler hears a Jew #RuinAMovieWithHitler; Four weddings and 8 million funerals #RuinAMovieWithHitler; The Jew Games: Catching Fire #RuinAMovieWithHitler; #RuinAMovieWithHitler A Streetcar Named Hitler; The good, the bad and the nazi #RuinAMovieWithHitler; He's Just Not That Into Jews #RuinAMovieWithHitler; It's a Wonderful Reich #RuinAMovieWithHitler; The Grand Hitler Hotel #RuinAMovieWithHitler; I know what Jew Did Last Summer #RuinAMovieWithHitler; One Fuehrer Over the Cuckoo's Nest. #RuinAMovieWithHitler; Adolf Hitler And The Gas Chamber Of Secrets. #ruinamoviewithhitler; Close Encounters of the Third Reich #RuinAMovieWithHitler; #RuinAMovieWithHitler District Nein; Dude, Where's My Czechoslovakia? #RuinAMovieWithHitler; #RuinAMovieWithHitler Nein to Five; #RuinAMovieWithHitler Concentration Camp Rock; The Hitler wears prada #RuinAMovieWithHitler; Hitler's List. #RuinAMovieWithHitler; Hitler Hears a Jew #RuinAMovieWithHitler; #RuinAMovieWithHitler 10 things I hate about Jews; #RuinAMovieWithHitler Adolf Hitler and the Chamber of Gas; Honey, I shrunk the Jews #RuinAMovieWithHitler

my TRIP to CVS

i was going to CVS and there was some construction going on. i was running and wasn't paying attention so i tripped. i limped the rest of the way to CVS, got my meds and limped home. i had a scraped pair of feet. was i sore? you bet. was i gonna let that get in my way of doing stuff? hell no.

make a quote whiny

Call me Ishmael, but not when I'm texting, cause that'd be, like, so annoying #MakeAQuoteWhiny; Do you feel lucky, punk? 'Cause I sure don't. #MakeAQuoteWhiny; My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, and TOTALLY messed me up for life! Prepare to die. #MakeAQuoteWhiny; Go ahead make my day punk! Ow! You broke my nose! #MakeAQuoteWhiny; Health is the greatest gift Contentment the greatest wealth. Really Buddha? Let's see CrossFit make my student loan payment #MakeAQuoteWhiny; Let them eat cake! But can't they eat it somewhere else? #MakeAQuoteWhiny; #MakeAQuoteWhiny? why can't you just do it for me?; It's A Bird! It's A Plane! *splat* Nope! It's A Bird. #MakeAQuoteWhiny; If you like your Doctor, you can keep your Doctor, just not my Doctor! #MakeAQuoteWhiny; I have a particular set of skills. Honest, I do. Why don't you believe me? #MakeAQuoteWhiny; Why? whhhhhhyyyyy? Wire Hangers? srsly? You know how I feel about those..I am going to have a meltdown .#MakeAQuoteWhiny; #MakeAQuoteWhiny Damn the torpedoes! Damn them all! Why are they always headed towards us?; I don't think we're in Kansas anymore, Toto. Nice map reading skills, Loser. #MakeAQuoteWhiny; Alright Mr. DeMille, I've been ready for my close-up for, like, a half an hour now. #MakeAQuoteWhiny; Frankly my dear I just can't even #MakeAQuoteWhiny; I feel the need...the need for speedy relief. #MakeAQuoteWhiny; Why haven't you called? #MakeAQuoteWhiny; I came. I saw. Can I go home now? #MakeAQuoteWhiny; As you wish, as usual #MakeAQuoteWhiny; Roses are red. I'm so blue. #MakeAQuoteWhiny; I came, I saw, aw, these people aren't worth conquering! #MakeAQuoteWhiny; You're gonna need a bigger boat, than this piece of crap #MakeAQuoteWhiny; Give a man a fish & you feed him for a day; teach a man to fish & he'll complain about never catching anything #MakeAQuoteWhiny; I want the TRUTH! "You Can't Handle the Truth.." Dude. seriously? I can handle it *pouts* #MakeAQuoteWhiny; Romeo...Romeo....Where fore art thou, Romeo? Seriously. I'm tired of looking. #MakeAQuoteWhiny; Ask not what you country can do for you, but what you can do for this headache you're giving me. #MakeAQuoteWhiny

easter egg

in the place i work we made Easter eggs. so cute

injury

i got injured once after canoeing with the girl scouts. i blindly (i'm nearly blind w/o my eyeglasses) jumped off a ledge. i knew there were rocks but want sure where they were. i got to visit the ER. my scar on my leg looked like a cursive lowercase G. roughly a week after that i, along with my brothers, went off to china.

doctors appointments

i hate going to doctors appointments. i've been going to them recently mostly to get paid for volenteering at the place i work. i've been working my butt off for the past couple of months.

lies told on mondays

Yeah, of course I got laid at the weekend! #LiesToldOnMonday; I'm definitely gonna go to the gym right after work today. #LiesToldOnMonday; #LiesToldOnMonday starting today i won't eat any more twinkies i swear; #LiesToldOnMonday Of course I'll call you after work today. (mumbles "..as soon as I remember your name.."); I'll have that project finished and on your desk by Wednesday lunchtime! #LiesToldOnMonday; Tired? Noooo. * Pours 8th cup of coffee * #LiesToldOnMonday; #LiesToldOnMonday I really want to hear about your 1yr old's birthday party. Got more cake on her than in her, you say.; #LiesToldOnMonday "Good" Morning; Sunday services lasted until 3am and had open bar. Sorry but I'm a dedicated parish member. #LiesToldOnMonday; T.G.I.M. #LiesToldOnMonday; fine, and you? #LiesToldOnMonday; My new guy's so sweet. We fell asleep in each other's arms... #LiesToldOnMonday; #LiesToldOnMonday No, I don't use bathroom breaks to play hashtag games.; This will be my most productive week ever!!!! #LiesToldOnMonday; I love looking at your vacation pictures on Facebook. All 300 of them. #LiesToldOnMonday; That was some wild party! #LiesToldOnMonday; I regret nothing. #LiesToldOnMonday;

rejected nail polish ideas

Black Plague (available in matte) #RejectedNailPolishColors; Finger-through-toiletpaper Brown #RejectedNailPolishColors; Red Wedding #RejectedNailPolishColors; #RejectedNailPolishColors prolapse purple; Emo-Soul Black #RejectedNailPolishColors; 50 Shades Of Grey #RejectedNailPolishColors; #RejectedNailPolishColors Lannister Gold.; Starbucks Girl White #RejectedNailPolishColors; #RejectedNailPolishColors The Elmer the Elephant...; White Privelege #RejectedNailPolishColors; #RejectedNailPolishColors Indiana Bigot Red; It's that time of the month Red #RejectedNailPolishColors; Contusion Blue #RejectedNailPolishColors; #RejectedNailPolishColors I'm So Shallow I'm Clear; Nicotine Stain; No Tipping Please, I'm Rich; Plain Old Red; Medium Rare; Sudden Period #RejectedNailPolishColors; Freshly Printed Divorce Papers White #RejectedNailPolishColors; Stripper Pole Silver #RejectedNailPolishColors; Grad student tears #RejectedNailPolishColors; White Entitlement #RejectedNailPolishColors; Door-Slammed Purple #RejectedNailPolishColors; My Monthly Magenta #RejectedNailPolishColors; Neck Hickey Cover-up #RejectedNailPolishColors; Virgin Cherry Pop #RejectedNailPolishColors; Michael Jackson White #RejectedNailPolishColors

change a word ruin a quote

We gonna put our names on the sidewalk, call it the Walk of Fame! #ChangeAWordRuinAQuote; "In a gentle way, you can shave the world." - Mahatma Gandhi #ChangeAWordRuinAQuote;Life is like a box of tampons #ChangeAWordRuinAQuote; If you can't stand the meat, get out of the kitchen. #ChangeAWordRuinAQuote; Don't judge a book by its movie. #ChangeAWordRuinAQuote; Nothing is certain except for death and taxis #ChangeAWordRuinAQuote; #ChangeAWordRuinAQuote "To infinity, and Beyoncé"; #ChangeAWordRuinAQuote "I tweet, therefore I am."; Give a man a kitten and you feed him for a day; teach a man to kitten and you feed him for a lifetime. #ChangeAWordRuinAQuote; "If at first you don't succeed, try, try a gin." #ChangeAWordRuinAQuote; #ChangeAWordRuinAQuote I've always depended on the kindness of squirrels; I knew John Holmes. John Holmes was a friend of mine. You sir are no John Holmes. #ChangeAWordRuinAQuote; #ChangeAWordRuinAQuote "Keep your friends close....but your bacon closer"; I did not have Texmex with that woman... #ChangeAWordRuinAQuote; #ChangeAWordRuinAQuote "Say 'hello' to my vegan friend."; “You will never walk again, Bran,” the pale lips promised, “but you will twerk.” #ChangeAWordRuinAQuote; "A mind needs memes as a sword needs a whetstone, if it is to keep its edge." #ChangeAWordRuinAQuote; "The name's Bond. Ionic Bond" #ChangeAWordRuinAQuote; And God said, "Let there be emojis!" #ChangeAWordRuinAQuote; The way to a man's heart is through his prostate. Trust me. #ChangeAWordRuinAQuote; "Speak softly, and carry a big selfie stick." #ChangeAWordRuinAQuote; There is nothing to fear but 'robot-bees' itself #ChangeAWordRuinAQuote; Psychopathy means never having to say you're sorry #ChangeAWordRuinAQuote; "Use the gun, Luke." #ChangeAWordRuinAQuote; "We accept the insulin we think we deserve" #ChangeAWordRuinAQuote; One Direction to rule them all One Direction to find them One Direction to bring them all & in the darkness bind them #ChangeAWordRuinAQuote; Where there's a will, there's an inheritance #ChangeAWordRuinAQuote; "My Mama always said, 'Life was like a box of STDs; you never know what you're gonna get.'" #ChangeAWordRuinAQuote; "Draw me like one of your Tinder girls." #ChangeAWordRuinAQuote; 'You Miss 100% Of The Shots You Don't Order.' #ChangeAWordRuinAQuote #Cheers; Possession is nine-tenths of the exorcism #ChangeAWordRuinAQuote; “Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different unicorns.” #ChangeAWordRuinAQuote; "say hello to my little pony" #ChangeAWordRuinAQuote; Good things come to those who lubricate. #ChangeAWordRuinAQuote; With great breasts comes great responsibility. #ChangeAWordRuinAQuote; #ChangeAWordRuinAQuote 'See a penny, pick it up and all that day you'll have someone's piss on your hand'; "Four whores and seven years ago...." #ChangeAWordRuinAQuote; #ChangeAWordRuinAQuote 'The road to hell is paved with good adventures'; A man's best friend is his hand #ChangeAWordRuinAQuote; I love the smell of Twitter in the morning ... #ChangeAWordRuinAQuote; he names Bond. Covalent Bond. #ChangeAWordRuinAQuote; The name's Bond. Savings Bond. #ChangeAWordRuinAQuote; "With great power comes great bills". #ChangeAWordRuinAQuote; Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be Photoshop. #ChangeAWordRuinAQuote; People in crack houses shouldn't throw stones #ChangeAWordRuinAQuote; The city that never naps #ChangeAWordRuinAQuote; #ChangeAWordRuinAQuote 'A friend with weed is a friend indeed'; "I'll be black" #ChangeAWordRuinAQuote; "Buns Forrest, Buns!" #ChangeAWordRuinAQuote; Two roads diverged in a wood, and I - I took the one less Audi-ed... #ChangeAWordRuinAQuote; We're gonna need a bigger toilet. #ChangeAWordRuinAQuote; #ChangeAWordRuinAQuote "What we've got here is a failure to consummate"; Love means never having to say you're sober. #ChangeAWordRuinAQuote; When life gives you lemons, make lemon pasties. #ChangeAWordRuinAQuote; #ChangeAWordRuinAQuote Kanye feel the love tonight?; The quickest way to a mans heart is through this chest #ChangeAWordRuinAQuote; It's not over til the fat lady strips #ChangeAWordRuinAQuote; Objects in the mirror are grosser than they appear #ChangeAWordRuinAQuote; "Life is like a box of condoms" - Forrest Gump #ChangeAWordRuinAQuote; #ChangeAWordRuinAQuote "If the glove don't fit, you must still consider the rest of the overwhelming evidence".; "Float like a butterfly, sting like a STD." #ChangeAWordRuinAQuote; "Darkness cannot drive out darkness. Only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate. Only guns can do that."- MLK #ChangeAWordRuinAQuote; Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go on Twitter. #ChangeAWordRuinAQuote; I will find you and I will feed you - Liam Neeson #ChangeAWordRuinAQuote; #ChangeAWordRuinAQuote Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what would you do for a Klondike bar.; A gangbang is only as strong as it's weakest link #ChangeAWordRuinAQuote; You're a lizard Harry #ChangeAWordRuinAQuote

cubby face

my preschooler named Hunter has a chubby face. he's so cute. i especially like him with his cute smile. imagine his mouth filled with yogurt.

mother nature

will someone tell mother nature not to have all 4 seasons in 1 month? thanks; can someone tell mother nature to pick a temperature? That'd be great;Today is officially the First Day of #Spring! Could someone please wake up Mother Nature and let her know?;It's the first day of Spring! too bad Mother Nature hasn't gotten the memo yet; Mother nature didn't get the memo but at least we did. Happy #FirstDayOfSpring!; Mother Nature is like a girl trying to decide what to wear; Mother Nature needs to make up her mind and stop playin'; Mother Nature, you're on crack; I guess Mother Nature just wanted everyone to get home in time for some good College Basketball today; go home mother nature you're drunk; Mother Nature does not like baseball this year; I'm actually 100% sure that Mother Nature is drunk.; Warm cloudy weather makes is mother nature's way of confusing human beings.; My guest lecture on the signaling theory of education was canceled due to snow. Well played, Mother Nature.; 54 today, 59 tomorrow. Then Monday, 45 and snow. MAKE UP YOUR MIND UP MOTHER NATURE.; Mother Nature is all like "JK LOL, guys!" #firstdayofspring; First day of spring and it's going to snow 3 inches. Nice! Screw you MOTHER NATURE! (I wonder if she reads her indirects) it's too beautiful out for us to lose today even mother nature is rooting for us. Mother nature must hate baseball season; Mother Nature: hey, guys, it's springtime! Time for nice weather! Pennsylvania: nah; Why does Mother Nature hate Ohio so much??; Mother nature said whiteout for #WhiteTeam Mother Nature gave us a 63 degree day and a snow day all in the same week. Typical bipolar woman;First day of spring? Go home mother nature you're drunk.; Going to court to emancipate myself from mother nature.; Typical how only two hours after the eclipse we have totally clear cloudless skies, perfect for viewing an eclipse. gg mother nature; Listen mother nature if you're going to ruin the first day of spring with snow you could've at least given us a decent amount; Mother nature is kinda angry for what happened last night; Spring arrives today....can you please tell mother nature to stop sending us snow. Thanks! #riseandgrind #cowbellfriday; First day of spring. Don’t screw it up, Mother Nature.;Why is Mother Nature tryin to bully me today. When she knows damn well I'm trying to film a fashion video.; THANK YOU all for a fantastic #trailtime chat! Of course, now that we're excited for spring Mother Nature will bring us snow...; Mother Nature has been on our side this week and looks like our field is a go for opening weekend of IIAC play starting tomorrow vs Simpson!; the biggest fan of mother nature;I think a text from Mother Nature saying "you're not prego, hopefully I'll see ya next month" would be enough.. but instead we suffer #whyhere i'm gonna be a huffpost writer "Mega Man is the true villain. Dr. Wily is simply trying to return the Earth back to Mother Nature."; Instead of getting periods, can girls just get a text once a month from mother nature saying 'you're not pregnant have a nice day!'; Spring officially starts Friday. The same day we could see some snow flakes. Mother Nature is just being disrespectful.; Alright Mother Nature, you can't have gorgeous spring weather one day and then winter weather the other one... It's confusing.; Damn, it's like Mother Nature doesn't want baseball to start in New York; Shout out to Mother Nature for hooking us up with this beautiful weather. #blessed; Just when I thought the roads in Stephenville couldn't get worse Mother Nature is like let me throw a river in there too.; It's cool Mother Nature, I'm bipolar too.; sometimes I really wish mother nature was an actual person, because- let's face it- she's due for a beat down; How is Mother Nature about to play us like that it was just 70 degrees two days ago; Dear Mother Nature: You were a beautiful woman......Yesterday. Sincerely Josh; Instead of getting periods, can girls just get a text once a month from mother nature saying 'you're not pregnant have a nice day! see you next month'; gazing across the pond observing new life bursting forth so w/resurgence renewal Mother Nature shook off her fleece coat &smiled #MSpoetry; Mother Nature is such a tease #WeWantYesterdaysWeather; Hey if you're feelin frisky & fun, try a passion tea lemonade sweetened with peach. It tastes like Mother Nature put her balls in your mouth; S/O to Mother Nature for cleaning off the track herself so we didn't have to shovel it this year!; Mother Nature you get a high five today; Oh Mother Nature!! Close 'em!! Jeez woman!; Varsity Alert: in order to beat mother nature at her own game - we are changing game times for tomorrow vs. Byron. We will play at 4:30 away; Caught Mother Nature painting the world spring today! I hope things are turning green where you are. #blossoms; Springs right around the corner, so naturally my sinuses are all sorts of clogged. Damn you Mother Nature.; first time see nice nice Mother Nature ha ha; GET IT TOGETHER, Mother Nature. You have 4 days; okay Mother Nature just make every day feel like today and it'll all be okay; Mother Nature applies all her rules...all the time.; Blowing on a dandelion? Congratulations! You just got catfished by Mother Nature.; Mother Nature officially hates my hair, every time I blow dry it she cries… #moodycow; Starting to think Mother Nature is not a baseball fan; Mother Nature is hitting the pipe again; Dear Mother Nature, Please, please, please don't rain. It's time to play some baseball! Sincerely, EHS Baseball; Maintaining a feminine appearance in line w/ societal expectations is like painting the Golden Gate Bridge: a losing battle w/ Mother Nature; This is a real apple in an apple! Thank you Mother Nature; instead of periods, why cant mother nature just send us a text saying "yo girl, you're not pregnant. See you next month"; Honestly aside from mother nature's bad doings, the assembly was wonderful, another great success from ASB;"Dear Mother Nature, Can you stop being so bipolar? -Sincerely, Everyone in New Jersey"; it always rains on days i want to do things outside... and i never want to do things outside. I'm suing mother nature;

1st day of HS 2011

my junior year was OK. my brother started HS that year. his 1st day went..... OK i think once i steered him in the right direction (literally). OK so he didn't know what to get, bus to go on (the bus thing is normal since there are changes). he didn't even know to go to the auditorium his 1st day. i found my homeroom and took off. unfortunately, my brother and 2 of his friends who are in the same grade as him followed me. i didn't hear or see them until i was close to my homeroom. that's normal since i had to dash off to homeroom. i told them where to go and then i ran off myself

a-nut of an aunt

my mom called my aunt an a-nut. we are very close my mom and my aunt. my mom called my aunt that since when i gotten my wisdom teeth surgery. its a play on words since its aunt and a-nut. my mom is always doing and saying silly stuff. as is my aunt. she called my brothers "a freak of nature".

visiting my old HS

i love visiting Northwest. unfortunately, when i do i run into tons of my old teachers and aides who were in my class. i see very few classmates or parents of kids. the last time i visited Northwest i saw tons of people. i saw my brothers friend who swore they saw me today. i know parents whose are friends with my brothers or me. i went to Northwest for a game. i had something i could do. i kept running into my old teachers. after school i went to "terrorize" my old teachers. one of them has my brother in class and my brother is on the wrestling team who that teacher is he coach of. that coach didn't like my team i was on. the coach says he'll yell @ him for me since he doesn't like it. i saw tons of teachers and coaches.

bocce ball story

in high school i started with bocce ball for my sports. when i was a senior i was captain aka i threw the palina/ jack/ Palino out so often the officials started handing me the palina. i had to ask, "is it my turn?" it happened so often. i didn't mind but its annoying. the reason this is weird is because normally the officials put the palina at a line on the bocce court.

Dancing

I've always danced around a lot. when i asked my mom which weekender bag I'd like she said the dance one since i don't cheer lead and i don't do soccer anymore. I've danced since i could walk. my friend and former neighbor had formal training for dance. i dance but i also played other sports. I've played soccer, basketball, bocce ball, softball, team hand ball, swimming, etc.

Happy birthday Harry Styles

I'm in LOVE with one Direction. my friends and i are into it. Today is Harry Styles's birthday. one direction is awesome. what makes you beautiful and one thing are awesome. favorite boy band they are mine. awesome they are

string bracelets

i love string bracelets. my dad got me one at an Oktober Fest once. I've worn it on Thursday and Friday for luck since i started a new job. I've always been a daddy's girl. in the book series of Pretty little liars,the liars have string bracelets that "Alison" made them after the Jenna thing. they'd accidentally blinded a girl with a firework and her step-brother took the blame since "Ali" would tell on Toby (the step-brother) for molesting Jenna.

boyfriend

i wish i had an Eli. he calls Clare his soul mate and was with her thru everything including her getting diagnosed with Cancer. i want someone to do that with me. minus the Cancer thing. my best friends asked to see me test my blood since i am a diabetic. i trust them enough to have them help me test.

love

Valentine's day is coming up. how many of us have found that special someone to spend it with? this blogger will be spending solo per usual watching whatever movie is on lifetime. either that or forensic files on HLN. i am single but i am mingling with my friends.