Sunday, May 10, 2015

does your mother know

Muchi and Alexis got the best #DoesYourMotherKnow tweets. No chill; #DoesYourMotherKnow you texted her for the screenshot?; "@gathukimundu: #DoesYourMotherKnow these are the kind of pictures you take because you are a vegetarian?"; #DoesYourMotherKnow you failed all your exams for last semester?; #DoesYourMotherKnow that you'd beat up anyone who tries trash talk about her without second thoughts?; #DoesYourMotherKnow you are busy tweeting about her to please internet strangers, while in real life you cant text or call her?!; #DoesYourMotherKnow You Opened legs for English Marks?; #DoesYourMotherKnow that exams start tomorrow and u busy tweetin yr head off about her.... Soma ebitabo kisilu gwe?; #DoesYourMotherKnow you know CGPA in full as Ciroc Guiness Pilsner Alvaro?; #DoesYourMotherKnow you struggle to pose like this when taking selfies?; #DoesYourMotherKnow you took an HIV test and passed?

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