Friday, March 20, 2015

mother nature

will someone tell mother nature not to have all 4 seasons in 1 month? thanks; can someone tell mother nature to pick a temperature? That'd be great;Today is officially the First Day of #Spring! Could someone please wake up Mother Nature and let her know?;It's the first day of Spring! too bad Mother Nature hasn't gotten the memo yet; Mother nature didn't get the memo but at least we did. Happy #FirstDayOfSpring!; Mother Nature is like a girl trying to decide what to wear; Mother Nature needs to make up her mind and stop playin'; Mother Nature, you're on crack; I guess Mother Nature just wanted everyone to get home in time for some good College Basketball today; go home mother nature you're drunk; Mother Nature does not like baseball this year; I'm actually 100% sure that Mother Nature is drunk.; Warm cloudy weather makes is mother nature's way of confusing human beings.; My guest lecture on the signaling theory of education was canceled due to snow. Well played, Mother Nature.; 54 today, 59 tomorrow. Then Monday, 45 and snow. MAKE UP YOUR MIND UP MOTHER NATURE.; Mother Nature is all like "JK LOL, guys!" #firstdayofspring; First day of spring and it's going to snow 3 inches. Nice! Screw you MOTHER NATURE! (I wonder if she reads her indirects) it's too beautiful out for us to lose today even mother nature is rooting for us. Mother nature must hate baseball season; Mother Nature: hey, guys, it's springtime! Time for nice weather! Pennsylvania: nah; Why does Mother Nature hate Ohio so much??; Mother nature said whiteout for #WhiteTeam Mother Nature gave us a 63 degree day and a snow day all in the same week. Typical bipolar woman;First day of spring? Go home mother nature you're drunk.; Going to court to emancipate myself from mother nature.; Typical how only two hours after the eclipse we have totally clear cloudless skies, perfect for viewing an eclipse. gg mother nature; Listen mother nature if you're going to ruin the first day of spring with snow you could've at least given us a decent amount; Mother nature is kinda angry for what happened last night; Spring arrives today....can you please tell mother nature to stop sending us snow. Thanks! #riseandgrind #cowbellfriday; First day of spring. Don’t screw it up, Mother Nature.;Why is Mother Nature tryin to bully me today. When she knows damn well I'm trying to film a fashion video.; THANK YOU all for a fantastic #trailtime chat! Of course, now that we're excited for spring Mother Nature will bring us snow...; Mother Nature has been on our side this week and looks like our field is a go for opening weekend of IIAC play starting tomorrow vs Simpson!; the biggest fan of mother nature;I think a text from Mother Nature saying "you're not prego, hopefully I'll see ya next month" would be enough.. but instead we suffer #whyhere i'm gonna be a huffpost writer "Mega Man is the true villain. Dr. Wily is simply trying to return the Earth back to Mother Nature."; Instead of getting periods, can girls just get a text once a month from mother nature saying 'you're not pregnant have a nice day!'; Spring officially starts Friday. The same day we could see some snow flakes. Mother Nature is just being disrespectful.; Alright Mother Nature, you can't have gorgeous spring weather one day and then winter weather the other one... It's confusing.; Damn, it's like Mother Nature doesn't want baseball to start in New York; Shout out to Mother Nature for hooking us up with this beautiful weather. #blessed; Just when I thought the roads in Stephenville couldn't get worse Mother Nature is like let me throw a river in there too.; It's cool Mother Nature, I'm bipolar too.; sometimes I really wish mother nature was an actual person, because- let's face it- she's due for a beat down; How is Mother Nature about to play us like that it was just 70 degrees two days ago; Dear Mother Nature: You were a beautiful woman......Yesterday. Sincerely Josh; Instead of getting periods, can girls just get a text once a month from mother nature saying 'you're not pregnant have a nice day! see you next month'; gazing across the pond observing new life bursting forth so w/resurgence renewal Mother Nature shook off her fleece coat &smiled #MSpoetry; Mother Nature is such a tease #WeWantYesterdaysWeather; Hey if you're feelin frisky & fun, try a passion tea lemonade sweetened with peach. It tastes like Mother Nature put her balls in your mouth; S/O to Mother Nature for cleaning off the track herself so we didn't have to shovel it this year!; Mother Nature you get a high five today; Oh Mother Nature!! Close 'em!! Jeez woman!; Varsity Alert: in order to beat mother nature at her own game - we are changing game times for tomorrow vs. Byron. We will play at 4:30 away; Caught Mother Nature painting the world spring today! I hope things are turning green where you are. #blossoms; Springs right around the corner, so naturally my sinuses are all sorts of clogged. Damn you Mother Nature.; first time see nice nice Mother Nature ha ha; GET IT TOGETHER, Mother Nature. You have 4 days; okay Mother Nature just make every day feel like today and it'll all be okay; Mother Nature applies all her rules...all the time.; Blowing on a dandelion? Congratulations! You just got catfished by Mother Nature.; Mother Nature officially hates my hair, every time I blow dry it she cries… #moodycow; Starting to think Mother Nature is not a baseball fan; Mother Nature is hitting the pipe again; Dear Mother Nature, Please, please, please don't rain. It's time to play some baseball! Sincerely, EHS Baseball; Maintaining a feminine appearance in line w/ societal expectations is like painting the Golden Gate Bridge: a losing battle w/ Mother Nature; This is a real apple in an apple! Thank you Mother Nature; instead of periods, why cant mother nature just send us a text saying "yo girl, you're not pregnant. See you next month"; Honestly aside from mother nature's bad doings, the assembly was wonderful, another great success from ASB;"Dear Mother Nature, Can you stop being so bipolar? -Sincerely, Everyone in New Jersey"; it always rains on days i want to do things outside... and i never want to do things outside. I'm suing mother nature;

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